Akpos, a Nigerian are sitting
next to each other on a long
flight. The lawyer is thinking
that Nigerians are so dumb
that he can fool them easily..,
….,. so the lawyer asks if the
naija guy would like to play a
fun game. The nigerian is tired
and just wants to rest, so he
politely declines and tries to
catch some sleep. The lawyer
persists and says that the
game is a lot of fun “I ask u a
question and if you don’t
know the answer, you pay me
only 5dollars; you ask me one
and if I dont know the answer,
I will pay u $500.
As naija no be dull guys naau,
this catches the nigerian’s
attention and to keep d lawyer
quiet, he agrees to play the
game.
The lawyer asks d 1st question
“what’s the distance from
earth to the moon?
The naija guy doesn’t say a
word, reaches in his pocket
pulls out 5dollars the hands it
to the lawyer. Now, it’s the
omo naija turn. He ask the
lawyer, “what goes up a
mountain with 3 legs and
comes down with four?
The lawyer uses his laptop,
searches the internet and
even the Library of Congress.
He sends emails to all his
smart friends he knows, all to
no avail. After 1 hour of futile
searching, he finally gives up.
He wakes the naija guy and
hands him $500. The nigerian
pockets the $500 and goes
right back to sleep.
The lawyer is going crazy not
knowing the answer.
So he wakes the naija guy up
the asks, “well, so what goes
up a mountain with 3 legs and
comes down with four? The
nigerian reaches in his pocket,
hands the lawyer 5dollars and
goes back to sleep.
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