phone numba

Date: 09-03-2016 6:21 am (9 years ago) | Author: victor matthew
- at 9-03-2016 06:21 AM (9 years ago)
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If u are a man and u want 2 live long, pls don’t go near ur
woman’s phone unless u have shock-absorbers like me.
I just got home now and met my neighbour (Emeka) crying
like a baby, then the following conversation ensured.
Me: Mekus Mekus, wetin happen now?…na who die?
Emeka: Bros na Amaka o
Me: I was like; Chizoooooosu!!! Amaka don die?
Emeka: My brother had it been she even die sef I no go
cry… this girl has finished me ooo
Me: Oya pls calm down and tel me wat happened
Emeka: Can u imagine Amaka dat I’ve been paying her
school fees up2 her final year now use idiot to save my
name in her phone….
Me: Mtchew! Na d idiot dey pain u? Even makin u cry? You
get time o my broda…
Emeka: Bros no be d idiot dey pain me, the thing is that my
own idiot is idiot number 18

Posted: at 9-03-2016 06:21 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- samdove28 at 9-03-2016 09:38 AM (9 years ago)
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NA SO NW.... I REALLY THEY PITY THOSE MEN THAT NORMALLY DO THAT.
Posted: at 9-03-2016 09:38 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emma4love3 at 9-03-2016 10:47 PM (9 years ago)
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no be lie oooh road firee...you show ur love to
enble
Posted: at 9-03-2016 10:47 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- Vectorcy at 10-03-2016 11:47 AM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: sam dove on  9-03-2016 09:38 AM
NA SO NW.... I REALLY THEY PITY THOSE MEN THAT NORMALLY DO THAT.
Honestly ooo
Posted: at 10-03-2016 11:47 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- BournIdentity at 12-03-2016 03:03 AM (9 years ago)
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PB100
Posted: at 12-03-2016 03:03 AM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- emma4love3 at 24-03-2016 10:22 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: victor matt on 10-03-2016 11:47 AM
Honestly ooo
Posted: at 24-03-2016 10:22 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- BournIdentity at 28-03-2016 12:57 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: Emma Uchenna on 24-03-2016 10:22 PM

Posted: at 28-03-2016 12:57 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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