White girl sees a guy she likes on social media and says hi .,,

Date: 12-03-2016 2:25 pm (8 years ago) | Author: victor matt
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- at 12-03-2016 02:25 PM (8 years ago)
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White girl sees a guy she likes on social media
and says hi
Guy: may I know a bit about you?
Girl: Oh certainly, I am Samantha, I'm 27, I
work as a system analyst with Dell, I am single
with one adorable daughter. I live at Crown
Heights, New York in my own apartment... You?
African babe sees a guy she likes on social media
and says hi
Guy; Babe you look good. May I know a little
about you?
Babe: What about me do you want to know?
Guy: What's your name?
Babe: Can't you see it on my profile?
Guy: How old old are you?
Babe: guess...
Guy: What do you do for a living?
Babe: See JAMB question o!
Guy: well I guess I should just leave you since
you really don't wanna tell me anything about
you
Babe: It's like you're hot-tempered! Abeg o!!!

Posted: at 12-03-2016 02:25 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
- emma4love3 at 13-03-2016 05:46 AM (8 years ago)
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heheh very funny oh
Posted: at 13-03-2016 05:46 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- BournIdentity at 13-03-2016 08:36 AM (8 years ago)
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Hehehahaheha,,, e funny o BT make I no forget tell say d joke dey rest in peace,,, BT u no won make im rip,, maybe I go burial two of una again

Over pb4
Posted: at 13-03-2016 08:36 AM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Vectorcy at 13-03-2016 08:37 AM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: Bourne Identity on 13-03-2016 08:36 AM
Hehehahaheha,,, e funny o BT make I no forget tell say d joke dey rest in peace,,, BT u no won make im rip,, maybe I go burial two of una again

Over pb4
Tnks 4 comment mr lost identity
Posted: at 13-03-2016 08:37 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- BournIdentity at 13-03-2016 08:21 PM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: victor matt on 13-03-2016 08:37 AM
Tnks 4 comment mr lost identity
I c,,, ur ape papa no teach u respect abi I resemble ur mate? U wey b like upcoming witch wey dem set fire 4 im yansh to dey fly look 4 anything wey b PB4 wey dem burial,,,, ur identity don already dey lost, n u tink say na inside PB4 u go c am abi,,,
If u come near me again,, I go use my fingers scratch ur eyes, scratch am well well commot from ur monkey face wey ur ancestors plaster shit swear ontop
Posted: at 13-03-2016 08:21 PM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Vectorcy at 13-03-2016 10:13 PM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: Bourne Identity on 13-03-2016 08:21 PM
I c,,, ur ape papa no teach u respect abi I resemble ur mate? U wey b like upcoming witch wey dem set fire 4 im yansh to dey fly look 4 anything wey b PB4 wey dem burial,,,, ur identity don already dey lost, n u tink say na inside PB4 u go c am abi,,,
If u come near me again,, I go use my fingers scratch ur eyes, scratch am well well commot from ur monkey face wey ur ancestors plaster shit swear ontop
Hey,,,dats d drug working on him again....
Posted: at 13-03-2016 10:13 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- Eazyatumeyi at 13-03-2016 11:40 PM (8 years ago)
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lol, na Yoruba girl bdat.
Posted: at 13-03-2016 11:40 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- BournIdentity at 15-03-2016 02:48 AM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: Timothy Eazy on 13-03-2016 11:40 PM
lol, na Yoruba girl bdat.
Me no no hw u take enter dis forum
Posted: at 15-03-2016 02:48 AM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Vectorcy at 16-03-2016 03:03 PM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: Bourne Identity on 15-03-2016 02:48 AM
Me no no hw u take enter dis forum
Ahaahahahhaha!chai u bad oooo
Posted: at 16-03-2016 03:03 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- samdove28 at 16-03-2016 04:37 PM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: Bourne Identity on 13-03-2016 08:36 AM
Hehehahaheha,,, e funny o BT make I no forget tell say d joke dey rest in peace,,, BT u no won make im rip,, maybe I go burial two of una again

Over pb4
Na crazy they worry you.
Posted: at 16-03-2016 04:37 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- samdove28 at 16-03-2016 04:38 PM (8 years ago)
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Lolss... this guy no well ooo...
Posted: at 16-03-2016 04:38 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Vectorcy at 16-03-2016 04:39 PM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: sam dove on 16-03-2016 04:37 PM
Na crazy they worry you.
Lolx,no b smal one ooooooo
Posted: at 16-03-2016 04:39 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- BournIdentity at 16-03-2016 11:56 PM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: sam dove on 16-03-2016 04:37 PM
Na crazy they worry you.
Moron commot make I c front
Posted: at 16-03-2016 11:56 PM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- samdove28 at 17-03-2016 11:12 AM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: Bourne Identity on 16-03-2016 11:56 PM
Moron commot make I c front
Seriously, na which bust you follow come here, hmmmm...
naijapals don carry bustmeat join human being ooo..help
Posted: at 17-03-2016 11:12 AM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- BournIdentity at 17-03-2016 12:52 PM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: sam dove on 17-03-2016 11:12 AM
Seriously, na which bust you follow come here, hmmmm...
naijapals don carry bustmeat join human being ooo..help
Jajajajajajajajaja,, yeye imbecile, c hw ur brain dey touch,,  u no sabi write again Shocked Grin Grin
Posted: at 17-03-2016 12:52 PM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- emma4love3 at 22-03-2016 05:34 AM (8 years ago)
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vectorcy you much nice joke too
Posted: at 22-03-2016 05:34 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- BournIdentity at 22-03-2016 11:49 AM (8 years ago)
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Shout am,,, e never hear u....
Posted: at 22-03-2016 11:49 AM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- emma4love3 at 22-03-2016 08:49 PM (8 years ago)
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no be crime to say hi....nah
Posted: at 22-03-2016 08:49 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- BournIdentity at 22-03-2016 09:53 PM (8 years ago)
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Na hi u talk nw?
Posted: at 22-03-2016 09:53 PM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- samdove28 at 23-03-2016 07:03 PM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: Emma Uchenna on 13-03-2016 05:46 AM
heheh very funny oh
[/quololte]lolssssss.... Very funny indeed... I like ham...
Posted: at 23-03-2016 07:03 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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