California

Date: 12-03-2016 3:34 pm (9 years ago) | Author: victor matt
- at 12-03-2016 03:34 PM (9 years ago)
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Ochuko: Hi, dear you look very pretty.
I’m in Accra. Where do you stay?
Girl: I’m in Kumasi
Ochuko: I like you.
Girl: Oboy it won’t work. I’m in Kumasi
and you are in Accra. Very far. I can’t be in a relationship of
such a distance .
*Ocuko tells Akpos his sad news and
he decides to chat the girl too.
Akpos: Hi pretty , you are such a
beautiful girl, I will like to know you
more. Girl: Thanks for the compliment. I’m
Serwa Yeboah. 23 living in Kumasi. Tell
me about yourself.
Akpos : ooops
Girl: Why, whats wrong?
Akpos : You are very far and too young. I’m Tom and I live in
California. I’m 38
Girl: [Thinking Akpos was referring to
California in the USA) Oooh babey, it’s
not far, what matters most is love. Love
knows no boundaries. Besides age is just
a number. Guy2: Oh yes California near Accra is not
far though
Girl: You are very, very stupid; a great fool.

Posted: at 12-03-2016 03:34 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
- emma4love3 at 13-03-2016 05:56 AM (9 years ago)
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heheheh a great fool.....thats nice too
Posted: at 13-03-2016 05:56 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- BournIdentity at 13-03-2016 04:49 PM (9 years ago)
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Na joke?
Posted: at 13-03-2016 04:49 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Eazyatumeyi at 13-03-2016 07:23 PM (9 years ago)
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lol, distance is not a barrier, fool.
Posted: at 13-03-2016 07:23 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- Vectorcy at 13-03-2016 08:02 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: Bourne Identity on 13-03-2016 04:49 PM
Na joke?
Noooo,,na sermon
Posted: at 13-03-2016 08:02 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- BournIdentity at 16-03-2016 11:41 AM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: victor matt on 13-03-2016 08:02 PM
Noooo,,na sermon
I saw,,, preach ur yeye sermon dey go
Posted: at 16-03-2016 11:41 AM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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