Jokes Of the Day

GENERAL PAPER
Time: 1hr 30 mins
Section A (Answer all questions)
1a) How many chibok girls were kidnapped and state d
reason for their kidnapped?(20marks)
1B-) The question “Na only you waka come was said by who
and to who? Why dis xclamation “chai there‘s is God oo!
(15marks)
2a. What are the names of the two people holding hands
when you switch on a Nokia phone ?(10 marks)
2b. If the past tense of Take is Took, what is the past tense of
Make ?(10marks)
3. Which university in Nigeria has the highest number of
ladies using blackberry phones? (10marks)
4. If Buhari is a friend to Obasanjo on facebook, who sent
the friend request and why ?(10marks)
5. if the cost of moi-moi is N10.50, what is the cost of moi ?
(10marks)
6. Who ate the missing part of the apple logo?(15marks)
SECTION B (Answer All. 10 Marks each)
1. Between the Nigerian police and Nigerian girls, who likes
money more?
2. Using the almighty formula, calculate the diameter of
elegushi beach. (take pi=3.142)
3. If Ada is a girl and Obi is a boy, who is Adaobi ?
4. If your X-boyfriend/X-Girlfriend wins N50,000,000 on who
wants to be a millionaire a day after you guys broke up, find
the value of X?
5. If it takes Goodluck 1 hour to deliver a typed speech in a
national conference, how many days will it take Patience to
deliver the same speech on the same occasion? Assuming
the polarity of the audience is kept constant.

SECTION C (Answer 2)
1) Tuface was given a Prado and Ferarri on his traditional
wedding and white wedding respectively. There is every
likelihood that D Banj has gone ahead to print wedding
invitation cards without an available bride. Discuss
(20Marks)
2) Write a short essay of 500 words on ‘My Oga At The
Top’ (20 Marks)
3) What’s the name of the lady that use to say “please enter
your secret number” at the ATM center of the banks. State
reasons why she was chosen and explain too (20 Marks)

Posted: at 12-03-2016 06:58 PM (9 years ago) | Hero

Chaaiiii,,,,,, notin wey man pikin no go c, joke of d stone-age don turn to joke of d month

Posted: at 13-03-2016 05:08 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero

mmmm i see

Posted: at 16-03-2016 06:34 AM (9 years ago) | Hero

Ookay na

Posted: at 16-03-2016 10:08 AM (9 years ago) | Hero

is good to know

Posted: at 22-03-2016 04:41 AM (9 years ago) | Hero

....hehehe no be small...

Posted: at 22-03-2016 09:24 PM (9 years ago) | Hero

you they see good thing jare....

Posted: at 23-03-2016 06:36 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac

na so jare.... It was hard lil

Posted: at 23-03-2016 06:37 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac

no be here...

Posted: at 26-03-2016 11:04 PM (9 years ago) | Hero

See this reptile wey they talk say one person no get anything.... Madness they sound for that your yeye head... You wey say you don't knw anything.. Na me they teach you wetin you they talk... Well boko go soon reach you... Na that dog wey they smell your mama honeypot wey your papa they give ham frm bck go still eat your body wen boko haram do experiment finish for your body...

Posted: at 27-03-2016 03:00 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac