Akpos The Smoker

Date: 13-03-2016 11:33 am (8 years ago) | Author: victor matt
- at 13-03-2016 11:33 AM (8 years ago)
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Imagine this conversation:
Chichi: Do you smoke?
Akpos: Yes.
Chichi: How many packs a day?
Akpos: 3 packs.
Chichi: How much per pack?
Akpos: N200.
Chichi: And how long have you been smoking?
Akpos: For 15 years.
Chichi: So, one pack costs N200, and you have 3 packs a
day, which puts your spending each month at N18,000. In
one year, it would be N216,000 correct?
Akpos: Correct.
Chichi: If in one year you spend N216,000 not accounting
for inflation, the past 15 years puts your spending at over
N3,000,000 correct?
Akpos: Correct.
Chichi: Do you know that if you hadn't smoked, that money
could have been put in a step-up interest savings account
and after
accounting for compound interest for the past 15 years, you
could have now easily bought a brand new Range Rover
HSE Sport?
Akpos: Do you smoke?
Chichi: No.
Akpos: Where's your Range Rover HSE Sport then?

Posted: at 13-03-2016 11:33 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
- emma4love3 at 16-03-2016 10:30 AM (8 years ago)
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lol nice one
Posted: at 16-03-2016 10:30 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- Vectorcy at 16-03-2016 10:38 AM (8 years ago)
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I see,,,Eheeheh...issokay
Posted: at 16-03-2016 10:38 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- BournIdentity at 16-03-2016 10:50 PM (8 years ago)
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Nobsmalltin,,, una dey use una hand post wetin una post 5 times,,,
Posted: at 16-03-2016 10:50 PM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Eazyatumeyi at 17-03-2016 03:34 PM (8 years ago)
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nice joke
Posted: at 17-03-2016 03:34 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- samdove28 at 24-03-2016 09:19 AM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: Emma Uchenna on 16-03-2016 10:30 AM
lol nice one
very very nice... I really like it....
Posted: at 24-03-2016 09:19 AM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- samdove28 at 24-03-2016 09:20 AM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: Bourne Identity on 16-03-2016 10:50 PM
Nobsmalltin,,, una dey use una hand post wetin una post 5 times,,,
. Madness don full your blood... You really need help
Posted: at 24-03-2016 09:20 AM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- samdove28 at 24-03-2016 09:22 AM (8 years ago)
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Lolssssz... Nice one from poster... Not before... Like moron they always open yeye hand write.
Posted: at 24-03-2016 09:22 AM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- samdove28 at 24-03-2016 10:53 AM (8 years ago)
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Lolssssz... Nice one from poster... Not before... Like moron they always open yeye hand write.
Posted: at 24-03-2016 10:53 AM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Eazyatumeyi at 24-03-2016 11:45 AM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: Bourne Identity on 16-03-2016 10:50 PM
Nobsmalltin,,, una dey use una hand post wetin una post 5 times,,,
me ma I surprise o
Posted: at 24-03-2016 11:45 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- Eazyatumeyi at 24-03-2016 11:46 AM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: victor matt on 16-03-2016 10:38 AM
I see,,,Eheeheh...issokay
its always ok
Posted: at 24-03-2016 11:46 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- emma4love3 at 26-03-2016 10:47 PM (8 years ago)
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nobody smOke reach akpos
Posted: at 26-03-2016 10:47 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- BournIdentity at 28-03-2016 04:38 PM (8 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes
Posted: at 28-03-2016 04:38 PM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- BournIdentity at 28-03-2016 04:45 PM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: Timothy Eazy on 24-03-2016 11:45 AM
me ma I surprise o
I dey tell u,,,, craze dey their head. E b like say dem dey take ukwale igbo mixed with sawdust for heavy sun run come enter here dey yarn say na inspiration. C hw dier i-gbo flat yansh b like devil bible
Posted: at 28-03-2016 04:45 PM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- emma4love3 at 30-03-2016 09:00 AM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: Bourne Identity on 28-03-2016 04:45 PM
I dey tell u,,,, craze dey their head. E b like say dem dey take ukwale igbo mixed with sawdust for heavy sun run come enter here dey yarn say na inspiration. C hw dier i-gbo flat yansh b like devil bible
hahajahah....heheh weed mix wit
sawdust heheh abeg which pipo dey smoke
am na akpo......
Posted: at 30-03-2016 09:00 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- morgrawl231 at 6-04-2016 03:53 PM (8 years ago)
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iNTERESTING,,,
Posted: at 6-04-2016 03:53 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- dickieponga at 7-04-2016 01:24 AM (8 years ago)
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Nice joke... Grin
Posted: at 7-04-2016 01:24 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- kison at 13-04-2016 05:25 PM (8 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin BE careful, be very very careful, CAREFULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL……………………………….
Posted: at 13-04-2016 05:25 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- Sparky12 at 27-04-2016 12:45 PM (7 years ago)
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kk
Posted: at 27-04-2016 12:45 PM (7 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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