You are my SIM card!

Date: 13-03-2016 12:14 pm (9 years ago) | Author: victor matt
- at 13-03-2016 12:14 PM (9 years ago)
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ou are my SIM card!
A Lady asked her boyfriend " how much do you love me?
Boy: I love you so much, can't measure.......
Girl: No just tell me....
Boy: Okay I am like a phone and you are my sim card,
there's no me without you......
Girl: aaaaaawww that is so romantic .......
(Boy says 2 himself) see mu

Posted: at 13-03-2016 12:14 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
- emma4love3 at 16-03-2016 02:44 AM (9 years ago)
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hahahahah me ur sim card....
Posted: at 16-03-2016 02:44 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- BournIdentity at 16-03-2016 08:25 AM (9 years ago)
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Heha..... na dier d yoke take expire
Posted: at 16-03-2016 08:25 AM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Vectorcy at 16-03-2016 10:00 AM (9 years ago)
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Hahahahaha
Posted: at 16-03-2016 10:00 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- BournIdentity at 16-03-2016 12:03 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: victor matt on 16-03-2016 10:00 AM
Hahahahaha
E get 1 sim card wey just pass me now now nw n na u post am
Posted: at 16-03-2016 12:03 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Vectorcy at 16-03-2016 12:33 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: Bourne Identity on 16-03-2016 12:03 PM
E get 1 sim card wey just pass me now now nw n na u post am
Hmmmmmmmm
Posted: at 16-03-2016 12:33 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- samdove28 at 16-03-2016 03:21 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: Emma Uchenna on 16-03-2016 02:44 AM
hahahahah me ur sim card....
I DNT KNW JARE...PERHAPS U
Posted: at 16-03-2016 03:21 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- samdove28 at 16-03-2016 03:21 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: Emma Uchenna on 16-03-2016 02:44 AM
hahahahah me ur sim card....
Posted: at 16-03-2016 03:21 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- samdove28 at 16-03-2016 03:23 PM (9 years ago)
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WETIN BE SIM CARD AGAIN...
Posted: at 16-03-2016 03:23 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emma4love3 at 23-03-2016 11:19 PM (9 years ago)
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i wonder oooh..
Posted: at 23-03-2016 11:19 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- Eazyatumeyi at 24-03-2016 02:13 AM (9 years ago)
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abi o
Posted: at 24-03-2016 02:13 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- Eazyatumeyi at 24-03-2016 02:14 AM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: Bourne Identity on 16-03-2016 12:03 PM
E get 1 sim card wey just pass me now now nw n na u post am
you funny o
Posted: at 24-03-2016 02:14 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- BournIdentity at 25-03-2016 01:38 AM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: Timothy Eazy on 24-03-2016 02:14 AM
you funny o
Hehehahaheha,,, na true na Shocked
Posted: at 25-03-2016 01:38 AM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- emma4love3 at 26-03-2016 05:48 PM (9 years ago)
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mmmm no wahala
Posted: at 26-03-2016 05:48 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- BournIdentity at 28-03-2016 03:14 PM (9 years ago)
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Kk
Posted: at 28-03-2016 03:14 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Eazyatumeyi at 28-03-2016 03:45 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: Bourne Identity on 25-03-2016 01:38 AM
Hehehahaheha,,, na true na Shocked
no be lie
Posted: at 28-03-2016 03:45 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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