A Drunk and The policeman

Date: 13-03-2016 2:43 pm (6 years ago) | Author: victor matt
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- at 13-03-2016 02:43 PM (6 years ago)
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A man was stopped on the highway for obvious drunken
driving, but since he looked good on suit, The policeman
made him park his car and took him home in the patrol
van.
"Are you sure this is your house?" the policeman asked as
they drove into a private mansion.
"Certainly! " said the drunk, "and if you'll just open the door
for me, I can prove it to you."
The police officer followed the man as he shakily negotiated
the stairs to the second floor.
The drunk pushed open the first door they came to.
"This is my bedroom," he announced. "See the bed there?
That's mine! See that woman lying in the bed? That's my
wife. And see that guy lying next to her?"
"Yeah?" the cop replied suspiciously. Beginning at this point
to seriously doubt the man's story.
"Well.......that's me!"

Posted: at 13-03-2016 02:43 PM (6 years ago) | Hero
- emma4love3 at 16-03-2016 06:49 AM (6 years ago)
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hehehe nice one there
Posted: at 16-03-2016 06:49 AM (6 years ago) | Hero
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- BournIdentity at 16-03-2016 07:59 AM (6 years ago)
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It have tey
Posted: at 16-03-2016 07:59 AM (6 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Vectorcy at 16-03-2016 10:27 AM (6 years ago)
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Quote from: Bourne Identity on 16-03-2016 07:59 AM
It have tey
hehehehhe,sorry 4 postin it again.......
Posted: at 16-03-2016 10:27 AM (6 years ago) | Hero
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- BournIdentity at 16-03-2016 11:00 PM (6 years ago)
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Quote from: victor matt on 16-03-2016 10:27 AM
hehehehhe,sorry 4 postin it again.......
O k o,,,, I hear u
Posted: at 16-03-2016 11:00 PM (6 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Eazyatumeyi at 17-03-2016 03:12 PM (6 years ago)
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mumu o
Posted: at 17-03-2016 03:12 PM (6 years ago) | Hero
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- BournIdentity at 17-03-2016 03:22 PM (6 years ago)
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Roll Eyes
Posted: at 17-03-2016 03:22 PM (6 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- samdove28 at 24-03-2016 07:09 PM (6 years ago)
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Quote from: Emma Uchenna on 16-03-2016 06:49 AM
hehehe nice one there
na so jare.... Very nice one....
Posted: at 24-03-2016 07:09 PM (6 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- samdove28 at 24-03-2016 07:10 PM (6 years ago)
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Quote from: victor matt on 16-03-2016 10:27 AM
hehehehhe,sorry 4 postin it again.......
hmmmmmmmmmm...... Na who you they sorry for....
Posted: at 24-03-2016 07:10 PM (6 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- BournIdentity at 25-03-2016 02:27 AM (6 years ago)
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C dis idiot just dey waka anyhow.... E dey look for comment wey him won tif... As I take iced im teeth na so I go take iced him hands.. make e for no tif again
Posted: at 25-03-2016 02:27 AM (6 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- samdove28 at 25-03-2016 12:39 PM (6 years ago)
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Hmmmmmmm.... I just they look were my koboko go reach you... Becz I knw say you be goat... And goat no get hear to hear something... I no be your mate for here... If you don't watch your month... You go carry many thing from me for free... I dnt think you knw who I be... That 10k you wan collect no go reach you... I belt it with you...
Posted: at 25-03-2016 12:39 PM (6 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Eazyatumeyi at 26-03-2016 12:43 AM (6 years ago)
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Quote from: Bourne Identity on 25-03-2016 02:27 AM
C dis idiot just dey waka anyhow.... E dey look for comment wey him won tif... As I take iced im teeth na so I go take iced him hands.. make e for no tif again
see who dey talk, pot wey dey call stove black
Posted: at 26-03-2016 12:43 AM (6 years ago) | Hero
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- Eazyatumeyi at 26-03-2016 12:45 AM (6 years ago)
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Quote from: sam dove on 25-03-2016 12:39 PM
Hmmmmmmm.... I just they look were my koboko go reach you... Becz I knw say you be goat... And goat no get hear to hear something... I no be your mate for here... If you don't watch your month... You go carry many thing from me for free... I dnt think you knw who I be... That 10k you wan collect no go reach you... I belt it with you...
so na 10k dey pain you since? chai
Posted: at 26-03-2016 12:45 AM (6 years ago) | Hero
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- emma4love3 at 26-03-2016 06:36 PM (6 years ago)
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when u are drunk dnt talk to the police
oh.....
Posted: at 26-03-2016 06:36 PM (6 years ago) | Hero
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- BournIdentity at 26-03-2016 10:15 PM (6 years ago)
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Quote from: sam dove on 25-03-2016 12:39 PM
Hmmmmmmm.... I just they look were my koboko go reach you... Becz I knw say you be goat... And goat no get hear to hear something... I no be your mate for here... If you don't watch your month... You go carry many thing from me for free... I dnt think you knw who I be... That 10k you wan collect no go reach you... I belt it with you...
he-goat na ur chimpanzee papa u won flog,,,, thunder blow u,, u say God don mess, d next 1 na ur black yansh wey b like devil tom tom e go blow... ur mama sit on top akara no oil commot.. D kain sickness u n ur idiotic ape family carry enter dis world,,, never dey history book b4
Posted: at 26-03-2016 10:15 PM (6 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- emma4love3 at 27-03-2016 05:29 AM (6 years ago)
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i waka pass
Posted: at 27-03-2016 05:29 AM (6 years ago) | Hero
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- Eazyatumeyi at 27-03-2016 02:50 PM (6 years ago)
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Quote from: Emma Uchenna on 27-03-2016 05:29 AM
i waka pass
pas go faaaaaaar
Posted: at 27-03-2016 02:50 PM (6 years ago) | Hero
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- BournIdentity at 28-03-2016 05:54 PM (6 years ago)
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Abi
Posted: at 28-03-2016 05:54 PM (6 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- emma4love3 at 30-03-2016 09:49 AM (6 years ago)
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Quote from: Timothy Eazy on 27-03-2016 02:50 PM
pas go faaaaaaar
yes oooh with speed...
Posted: at 30-03-2016 09:49 AM (6 years ago) | Hero
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- morgrawl231 at 6-04-2016 04:12 AM (6 years ago)
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i dey observe,,,
Posted: at 6-04-2016 04:12 AM (6 years ago) | Hero
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