Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act, she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable. When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged; since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient, I have concluded that your act displays that you have a sound mind. The bad news is, Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead. Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?"
Posted: at 13-03-2016 07:49 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
emma4love3 at 16-03-2016 06:31 AM (9 years ago) (m)
hahahaha how soon ke u never knw anything
Posted: at 16-03-2016 06:31 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
BournIdentity at 23-03-2016 08:31 PM (9 years ago) (m)
Quote from: sam dove on 23-03-2016 08:18 PM
your wasted generation reptile family
ur problem don pass that of a moronic moron o, na heart failure plus including attack go kill you one day for your road waka and focusing on ur ape generation sick family. U dis dump dumb ass hole
Posted: at 23-03-2016 08:31 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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