The Woman And The He-Goat

A preacher notices a woman in the congregation who begins
 to weep as soon as he begins to preach. Thinking he has
 made a big catch he preaches with even greater fervour. The
 more he preaches, the more the woman cries.

Finally, the preaching over, it is time to give testimonies. The
 preacher points to the woman and says, “Sister, I can see you
 were mightily moved as we proclaimed the word of God. Now
 can you please share with us what it was that convicted your
 spirit so much.”
The woman hesitates, but the pastor insists so she comes up
 and takes the microphone. “You see,” she begins, “Last year I Lost my he-goat, the most precious thing I possessed. I prayed
 and cried much over it and then I forgot all about it. But as
 soon as you came out to preach and I saw your beard, it
 reminded me all over again of the he-goat. I still cry
 whenever I remember it.” She did not remember one word of
 what the preacher said.

Posted: at 13-03-2016 07:57 PM (9 years ago) | Hero

na wah ooo for this one

Posted: at 14-03-2016 11:38 AM (9 years ago) | Hero

Wetin?

Posted: at 16-03-2016 02:38 PM (9 years ago) | Hero

lolss.... Mayb so o.. But na u talk ham.

Posted: at 16-03-2016 05:41 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Pastor look like goat ke.

Posted: at 16-03-2016 05:43 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Ohhhh.... sorry i don forget say na your papa be that he-goat pastor. but tell why your papa cm be goat, well that one no concern me na asun we go use your papa do.

Posted: at 17-03-2016 10:33 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac

aba, the generation never reach this matter na

Posted: at 20-03-2016 12:33 AM (9 years ago) | Hero

u guys should b very careful

Posted: at 20-03-2016 08:46 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Yes o nark dem apako for head make dem hear

Posted: at 22-03-2016 05:59 AM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero

Konfirm

Posted: at 25-03-2016 01:45 AM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero