TEACHER: There will be an elementary science test next week. Contrary to his nature, Akpos reads his book from cover to cover like no man’s business. On test day, teacher lines up about 5 birds, covering each with a piece of cloth so only their legs are visible. QUESTION 1: Looking at the leg of a bird write down its common name, species, family, zoological name, habitat etc. After about 20 mins of frustration and not writing down anything, Akpos storms to the teacher’s desk and slams his blank sheet in front of the teacher. AKPOS: Sir, this test makes no sense! I am going home! TEACHER: What a rude boy! Come back here. What is your name? Akpos raises his trouser and points to his leg “Oya, you too, look at my leg and tell me my name, my surname, my house address, what tribe I come from….” One Word For Akpos
Posted: at 13-03-2016 10:32 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
BournIdentity at 13-03-2016 10:43 PM (9 years ago) (m)
U go DIE here with these your PB4 jokes wey u dey steal from grave come here..... Amen
Posted: at 13-03-2016 10:43 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
BournIdentity at 13-03-2016 11:29 PM (9 years ago) (m)
Quote from: victor matt on 13-03-2016 11:02 PM
Eheheheh....y ur yansh da always pinch uu to talk trash
C upcoming witch wey dey talk trash, I beg, na wich day u start here...? BT c d level u dey cos d fire dem set 4 ur yansh wey make u dey fly like chicken wey don c knife dem won kill,,, no mata hw u fly reach, u go still end up 4 d same grave
Posted: at 13-03-2016 11:29 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
samdove28 at 17-03-2016 11:04 AM (9 years ago) (m)
Quote from: Bourne Identity on 17-03-2016 12:00 AM
Na hw u take escape come here? Make I do tie u back take u go yaba left,,, Ewu, mallam like u
I don knw for like month ago say na you mouth go kill you. it was like ogogoro and weed wey you they tak they aftect you. its we be better then send you to that yaba left before its too late.
Posted: at 17-03-2016 11:04 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
BournIdentity at 17-03-2016 12:45 PM (9 years ago) (m)
Quote from: sam dove on 17-03-2016 11:04 AM
I don knw for like month ago say na you mouth go kill you. it was like ogogoro and weed wey you they tak they aftect you. its we be better then send you to that yaba left before its too late.
Idiotic yaba left fowl,,, its we be better cor its us better ni,, ur head still dey knock,, run go meet mechanic, no b here d solution to ur problem dey
Posted: at 17-03-2016 12:45 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
BournIdentity at 22-03-2016 12:01 PM (9 years ago) (m)
Quote from: Bourne Identity on 17-03-2016 12:45 PM
Idiotic yaba left fowl,,, its we be better cor its us better ni,, ur head still dey knock,, run go meet mechanic, no b here d solution to ur problem dey
Tolotolo born troway,,,, u still dey here so?
Posted: at 22-03-2016 12:01 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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