An Akwa Ibom passenger once boarded a bus in Lagos. The bus driver was an Ijaw man and the conductor was a Calabar man. The Akwa Ibom man said to the bus conductor, "Ah de ko ori oro." The conductor then told the driver, "Idi-oro wa O." On the way, the bus had a flat tire. The Ijaw man then told his conductor, "Zackson, get the zack, make you put the spare tire. Make you no allow us sleep for road in Nagos O." The conductor cracked up in laughter, "Oka Yohn, you dey call yack Zack, You no know say dem no go understand you for Dagos." One Igbo man then disembarked the bus in anger and exclaimed, "Ekolo Gbeja mi, Malu fo soke.",
Posted: at 17-03-2016 10:18 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
samdove28 at 18-03-2016 11:15 AM (9 years ago) (m)
HMMMMM.... NICE ONE
Posted: at 18-03-2016 11:15 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
emma4love3 at 18-03-2016 11:56 AM (9 years ago) (m)
@ bournaidentity i don see am say nah your counts you dey increase thats why u dey make noise here...ok make you no comment on any post wey be PB4...and see if your counts no go drop....cunny man....
Posted: at 18-03-2016 11:56 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
samdove28 at 25-03-2016 07:32 PM (9 years ago) (m)
Quote from: Emma Uchenna on 18-03-2016 11:56 AM
@ bournaidentity i don see am say nah your counts you dey increase thats why u dey make noise here...ok make you no comment on any post wey be PB4...and see if your counts no go drop....cunny man....
don't mind that yeye guy....
Posted: at 25-03-2016 07:32 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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