Quote from: Priceless-jewel on 27-01-2010 12:55 PM
Akpan u don get pair?@akpan01
i no get sha :'( :'(i dey on my own
why na? aww see how lonely u look, ok make i find pair for u
Hey, pair me up too but wait while i put together my criteria and preferences.
kk waiting for the write up... plz be fast, we dnt hav time on our side.
Okay, i want someone with Samy's nose, mouth, eyes and head without the attitude (he's a womanizer) so in other words i want someone that looks like Samy but does'nt act like Samy and isn't Samy, are we gud?
emmm... i've search my database, the only dude on this earth that looks like sam but wif a different and tough character is Umar Farouk Abdumutallab , do u like him?
You do not seem to be taking me seriously,lol, crazy person looking for husband here; give me what i want or i will set you on fire. I don't want Umar, i want someone successful, we can both agree Umar is'nt a success, he could'nt even carryout a simple task.
oh u want a successful man, the other successful dude that i can guarantee u of, is no where to be found, im still looking for him, even the U.S agencies re still looking for him. (Bin lardin)
...everywhere i go they keep saying i'm Unique, well that's because my swag defines me.
Posted: at 27-01-2010 01:41 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Quote from: Priceless-jewel on 27-01-2010 12:55 PM
Akpan u don get pair?@akpan01
i no get sha :'( :'(i dey on my own
why na? aww see how lonely u look, ok make i find pair for u
Hey, pair me up too but wait while i put together my criteria and preferences.
kk waiting for the write up... plz be fast, we dnt hav time on our side.
Okay, i want someone with Samy's nose, mouth, eyes and head without the attitude (he's a womanizer) so in other words i want someone that looks like Samy but does'nt act like Samy and isn't Samy, are we gud?
emmm... i've search my database, the only dude on this earth that looks like sam but wif a different and tough character is Umar Farouk Abdumutallab , do u like him?
You do not seem to be taking me seriously,lol, crazy person looking for husband here; give me what i want or i will set you on fire. I don't want Umar, i want someone successful, we can both agree Umar is'nt a success, he could'nt even carryout a simple task.
oh u want a successful man, the other successful dude that i can guarantee u of, is no where to be found, im still looking for him, even the U.S agencies re still looking for him. (Bin lardin)
Stop looking, it would'nt av mattered if u found him, looks nothing like Samy, i think i will do my searching on my own, thanks 4 nothing and i was abt to go premium too, ur loss.
Posted: at 27-01-2010 01:47 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Quote from: Priceless-jewel on 27-01-2010 12:55 PM
Akpan u don get pair?@akpan01
i no get sha :'( :'(i dey on my own
why na? aww see how lonely u look, ok make i find pair for u
Hey, pair me up too but wait while i put together my criteria and preferences.
kk waiting for the write up... plz be fast, we dnt hav time on our side.
Okay, i want someone with Samy's nose, mouth, eyes and head without the attitude (he's a womanizer) so in other words i want someone that looks like Samy but does'nt act like Samy and isn't Samy, are we gud?
emmm... i've search my database, the only dude on this earth that looks like sam but wif a different and tough character is Umar Farouk Abdumutallab , do u like him?
You do not seem to be taking me seriously,lol, crazy person looking for husband here; give me what i want or i will set you on fire. I don't want Umar, i want someone successful, we can both agree Umar is'nt a success, he could'nt even carryout a simple task.
oh u want a successful man, the other successful dude that i can guarantee u of, is no where to be found, im still looking for him, even the U.S agencies re still looking for him. (Bin lardin)
Stop looking, it would'nt av mattered if u found him, looks nothing like Samy, i think i will do my searching on my own, thanks 4 nothing and i was abt to go premium too, ur loss.
why go for premium, when u can get such men for free, and even get paid as well.
...everywhere i go they keep saying i'm Unique, well that's because my swag defines me.
Posted: at 27-01-2010 01:53 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Quote from: Priceless-jewel on 27-01-2010 12:55 PM
Akpan u don get pair?@akpan01
i no get sha :'( :'(i dey on my own
why na? aww see how lonely u look, ok make i find pair for u
Hey, pair me up too but wait while i put together my criteria and preferences.
kk waiting for the write up... plz be fast, we dnt hav time on our side.
Okay, i want someone with Samy's nose, mouth, eyes and head without the attitude (he's a womanizer) so in other words i want someone that looks like Samy but does'nt act like Samy and isn't Samy, are we gud?
emmm... i've search my database, the only dude on this earth that looks like sam but wif a different and tough character is Umar Farouk Abdumutallab , do u like him?
You do not seem to be taking me seriously,lol, crazy person looking for husband here; give me what i want or i will set you on fire. I don't want Umar, i want someone successful, we can both agree Umar is'nt a success, he could'nt even carryout a simple task.
oh u want a successful man, the other successful dude that i can guarantee u of, is no where to be found, im still looking for him, even the U.S agencies re still looking for him. (Bin lardin)
Stop looking, it would'nt av mattered if u found him, looks nothing like Samy, i think i will do my searching on my own, thanks 4 nothing and i was abt to go premium too, ur loss.
why go for premium, when u can get such men for free, and even get paid as well.
I am going to kill you,
Posted: at 27-01-2010 02:00 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Quote from: Priceless-jewel on 27-01-2010 12:55 PM
Akpan u don get pair?@akpan01
i no get sha :'( :'(i dey on my own
why na? aww see how lonely u look, ok make i find pair for u
Hey, pair me up too but wait while i put together my criteria and preferences.
kk waiting for the write up... plz be fast, we dnt hav time on our side.
Okay, i want someone with Samy's nose, mouth, eyes and head without the attitude (he's a womanizer) so in other words i want someone that looks like Samy but does'nt act like Samy and isn't Samy, are we gud?
emmm... i've search my database, the only dude on this earth that looks like sam but wif a different and tough character is Umar Farouk Abdumutallab , do u like him?
You do not seem to be taking me seriously,lol, crazy person looking for husband here; give me what i want or i will set you on fire. I don't want Umar, i want someone successful, we can both agree Umar is'nt a success, he could'nt even carryout a simple task.
oh u want a successful man, the other successful dude that i can guarantee u of, is no where to be found, im still looking for him, even the U.S agencies re still looking for him. (Bin lardin)
Stop looking, it would'nt av mattered if u found him, looks nothing like Samy, i think i will do my searching on my own, thanks 4 nothing and i was abt to go premium too, ur loss.
why go for premium, when u can get such men for free, and even get paid as well.
I am going to kill you,
tah, u that cannot light up a banger let alone denote a bomb. go sit down jare, u can't
...everywhere i go they keep saying i'm Unique, well that's because my swag defines me.
Posted: at 27-01-2010 02:02 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Quote from: Priceless-jewel on 27-01-2010 12:55 PM
Akpan u don get pair?@akpan01
i no get sha :'( :'(i dey on my own
why na? aww see how lonely u look, ok make i find pair for u
Hey, pair me up too but wait while i put together my criteria and preferences.
kk waiting for the write up... plz be fast, we dnt hav time on our side.
Okay, i want someone with Samy's nose, mouth, eyes and head without the attitude (he's a womanizer) so in other words i want someone that looks like Samy but does'nt act like Samy and isn't Samy, are we gud?
emmm... i've search my database, the only dude on this earth that looks like sam but wif a different and tough character is Umar Farouk Abdumutallab , do u like him?
You do not seem to be taking me seriously,lol, crazy person looking for husband here; give me what i want or i will set you on fire. I don't want Umar, i want someone successful, we can both agree Umar is'nt a success, he could'nt even carryout a simple task.
oh u want a successful man, the other successful dude that i can guarantee u of, is no where to be found, im still looking for him, even the U.S agencies re still looking for him. (Bin lardin)
Stop looking, it would'nt av mattered if u found him, looks nothing like Samy, i think i will do my searching on my own, thanks 4 nothing and i was abt to go premium too, ur loss.
why go for premium, when u can get such men for free, and even get paid as well.
I am going to kill you,
tah, u that cannot light up a banger let alone denote a bomb. go sit down jare, u can't
Don't make me come and finish what Umar started @ ur house Wait, is it still too early to joke abt that? lol
Posted: at 27-01-2010 02:18 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Quote from: Priceless-jewel on 27-01-2010 12:55 PM
Akpan u don get pair?@akpan01
i no get sha :'( :'(i dey on my own
why na? aww see how lonely u look, ok make i find pair for u
Hey, pair me up too but wait while i put together my criteria and preferences.
kk waiting for the write up... plz be fast, we dnt hav time on our side.
Okay, i want someone with Samy's nose, mouth, eyes and head without the attitude (he's a womanizer) so in other words i want someone that looks like Samy but does'nt act like Samy and isn't Samy, are we gud?
emmm... i've search my database, the only dude on this earth that looks like sam but wif a different and tough character is Umar Farouk Abdumutallab , do u like him?
You do not seem to be taking me seriously,lol, crazy person looking for husband here; give me what i want or i will set you on fire. I don't want Umar, i want someone successful, we can both agree Umar is'nt a success, he could'nt even carryout a simple task.
oh u want a successful man, the other successful dude that i can guarantee u of, is no where to be found, im still looking for him, even the U.S agencies re still looking for him. (Bin lardin)
Stop looking, it would'nt av mattered if u found him, looks nothing like Samy, i think i will do my searching on my own, thanks 4 nothing and i was abt to go premium too, ur loss.
why go for premium, when u can get such men for free, and even get paid as well.
I am going to kill you,
tah, u that cannot light up a banger let alone denote a bomb. go sit down jare, u can't
Don't make me come and finish what Umar started @ ur house Wait, is it still too early to joke abt that? lol
Please come, your most welcome. hehehehehe
...everywhere i go they keep saying i'm Unique, well that's because my swag defines me.
Posted: at 27-01-2010 02:29 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
SAmyrocko at 27-01-2010 02:48 PM (14 years ago) (m)
Quote from: temi07 on 27-01-2010 01:13 PM
Quote from: Pires07 on 27-01-2010 01:08 PM
Quote from: temi07 on 27-01-2010 01:06 PM
Quote from: Pires07 on 27-01-2010 01:00 PM
Quote from: Akpan01 on 27-01-2010 12:56 PM
Quote from: Priceless-jewel on 27-01-2010 12:55 PM
Akpan u don get pair?@akpan01
i no get sha :'( :'(i dey on my own
why na? aww see how lonely u look, ok make i find pair for u
Hey, pair me up too but wait while i put together my criteria and preferences.
kk waiting for the write up... plz be fast, we dnt hav time on our side.
Okay, i want someone with Samy's nose, mouth, eyes and head without the attitude (he's a womanizer) so in other words i want someone that looks like Samy but does'nt act like Samy and isn't Samy, are we gud?
ROTFLMMAO!!
Life is one big road with lots of signs, so when you are riding through th
Posted: at 27-01-2010 02:48 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Lol, what are all these pairs and matches for? Shebi na match for here on earth or abi the one in Heaven? I have read all the matches and could not found people like Xter, Ebony and PI being properly matched! why is it that the organizer could not do proper matching without many mis-matches? let me keep on watching, reading and passing till the final matching.
Loving, humble and humorous to sane & reasonable people
Posted: at 27-01-2010 03:45 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0TgYyfF80E" target="_blank" class="aeva_link bbc_link new_win" rel="nofollow">Just try to match this shit.</a>
"THE WICKED MAN FLEES THOUGHT NO ONE PURSUES, BUT THE RIGHTEOUD ARE AS BOLD AS A LION"
Posted: at 27-01-2010 04:30 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
Akpan01
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Wait, is it still too early to joke abt that? lol 
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