What A Preacher said:

Date: 21-03-2016 12:22 am (9 years ago) | Author: sam dove
- at 21-03-2016 12:22 AM (9 years ago)
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f I had all the beer in the
world, I'd take it and throw it into the river". And the
congregation cried,"Amen!" "And if I had all thewine in the
world, I'd take it and throw it in the river". And the
congregation cried,"Amen!" "And if I had all thewhiskey
and rum in the world, I'd take it all and throw it in the
river". Againthe congregation cried,"Amen!"
The preacher sat down. The deacon then stood up& said:
"For our closing hymn, let's turn to page 126 of our hymn
books and sing, 'We shall drink from that river".
THE CONGREGATION SCREAMED HALLELUJAH!!

Posted: at 21-03-2016 12:22 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- BournIdentity at 21-03-2016 12:25 AM (9 years ago)
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Make thunder begin dey strike of ur ape family 1 by 1 with these PB4 jokes
Posted: at 21-03-2016 12:25 AM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- emma4love3 at 21-03-2016 11:24 PM (9 years ago)
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all join too heheheh so you like beer too
Posted: at 21-03-2016 11:24 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- BournIdentity at 22-03-2016 12:30 AM (9 years ago)
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Hehehahaheha,,,, na beer n bleach wey knock im opkolo troway
Posted: at 22-03-2016 12:30 AM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- emma4love3 at 22-03-2016 12:42 AM (9 years ago)
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ooooh  so you know abi...
Posted: at 22-03-2016 12:42 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- BournIdentity at 22-03-2016 06:04 AM (9 years ago)
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Yes,,, abi no u too  Shocked
Posted: at 22-03-2016 06:04 AM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- emma4love3 at 22-03-2016 11:12 PM (9 years ago)
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preachers too dey lie tooo...
Posted: at 22-03-2016 11:12 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- BournIdentity at 22-03-2016 11:33 PM (9 years ago)
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Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 22-03-2016 11:33 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Fran6ixfox at 23-03-2016 02:07 AM (9 years ago)
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lol una two sha....funny
Posted: at 23-03-2016 02:07 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- samdove28 at 23-03-2016 06:22 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: Bourne Identity on 21-03-2016 12:25 AM
Make thunder begin dey strike of ur ape family 1 by 1 with these PB4 jokes
you use your mouth ask wetin you want.... They expect thunder for your reptile generation very soon,,,,, you be number one...
Posted: at 23-03-2016 06:22 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- samdove28 at 23-03-2016 06:23 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: Emma Uchenna on 21-03-2016 11:24 PM
all join too heheheh so you like beer too
na sooooo.... Then like ham...
Posted: at 23-03-2016 06:23 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- samdove28 at 23-03-2016 06:24 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: Bourne Identity on 22-03-2016 12:30 AM
Hehehahaheha,,,, na beer n bleach wey knock im opkolo troway
idiot moron..... See you foolishness for outside.... Pity you madness head
Posted: at 23-03-2016 06:24 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- BournIdentity at 23-03-2016 08:50 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: sam dove on 23-03-2016 06:24 PM
idiot moron..... See you foolishness for outside.... Pity you madness head
Hehehahaheha,,, u mean say u don madt run go outside? No b new tin nw,,, na so ur mama n papa dey do.. As u b copy n paste,, dump dumb piece of shit... na so u take become carbon copy of ur craze parents just dey waka anyhow,, common leave hear go play ten-ten n sand sand with ur mate outside, tolotolo born troway
Posted: at 23-03-2016 08:50 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- emma4love3 at 27-03-2016 09:24 PM (9 years ago)
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mmmmm bourn make u and sam settle
Posted: at 27-03-2016 09:24 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- BournIdentity at 28-03-2016 08:30 PM (9 years ago)
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U no no road go talk to ur tolotolo brother wey dey house ni abi na me use rope tie him neck take waka come here
Posted: at 28-03-2016 08:30 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- emma4love3 at 29-03-2016 09:45 AM (9 years ago)
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hahahahah i waka pass
Posted: at 29-03-2016 09:45 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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