Custody Case

Date: 21-03-2016 12:49 am (8 years ago) | Author: sam dove
- at 21-03-2016 12:49 AM (8 years ago)
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A man and his young wife were in divorce court, but the
custody of their children posed a problem.
The mother gets up and says to the judge that since she
brought the children into this world, she should retain
custody of them.
The man also wanted custody of his children, so the judge
asked for his justification.
After a long silence, the man slowly rose from his chair and
replied, "Your Honor, when I put a dollar in a vending
machine and a Coke comes out, does the Coke belong to
me or the machine?"

Posted: at 21-03-2016 12:49 AM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- samdove28 at 21-03-2016 09:14 PM (8 years ago)
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Hmmmmm... I no fit laf oooooo, very funny.
Posted: at 21-03-2016 09:14 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emma4love3 at 21-03-2016 11:42 PM (8 years ago)
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you too try abeg ooooh hehehebeh
Posted: at 21-03-2016 11:42 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- emma4love3 at 21-03-2016 11:42 PM (8 years ago)
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you too try abeg ooooh hehehebeh
Posted: at 21-03-2016 11:42 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- BournIdentity at 22-03-2016 01:34 AM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: Emma Uchenna on 21-03-2016 11:42 PM
you too try abeg ooooh hehehebeh
Hw e no go too try when 2 of una dey d same tify tify copy copy category,
Posted: at 22-03-2016 01:34 AM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- BournIdentity at 22-03-2016 01:37 AM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: sam dove on 21-03-2016 09:14 PM
Hmmmmm... I no fit laf oooooo, very funny.
U b konfirm ewu ewure,,, na so goat dey take make im long mouth say 'I no fit laugh ooooooo' after e don tif finish Shocked Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 22-03-2016 01:37 AM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- emma4love3 at 22-03-2016 08:58 PM (8 years ago)
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infact the coke belongs to me not mechine
heheheh
Posted: at 22-03-2016 08:58 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- BournIdentity at 22-03-2016 10:25 PM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: Bourne Identity on 22-03-2016 01:34 AM
Hw e no go too try when 2 of una dey d same tify tify copy copy category,
I don tell una
Posted: at 22-03-2016 10:25 PM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- samdove28 at 23-03-2016 06:54 PM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: Emma Uchenna on 21-03-2016 11:42 PM
you too try abeg ooooh hehehebeh
I knw jare sure man.... You be correct mature man... Not wasted generation boy wey they here
Posted: at 23-03-2016 06:54 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- samdove28 at 23-03-2016 06:55 PM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: Bourne Identity on 22-03-2016 01:34 AM
Hw e no go too try when 2 of una dey d same tify tify copy copy category,
see rubbish wey. You they comment here.... You be bad belle ooooo. If you dnt kmw
Posted: at 23-03-2016 06:55 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- samdove28 at 23-03-2016 06:56 PM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: Bourne Identity on 22-03-2016 01:37 AM
U b konfirm ewu ewure,,, na so goat dey take make im long mouth say 'I no fit laugh ooooooo' after e don tif finish Shocked Grin Grin Grin
you don't knw anything at all.... I dnt knw how you tak pass for school self....  Well I dnt think you do school self
Posted: at 23-03-2016 06:56 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- BournIdentity at 23-03-2016 07:00 PM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: sam dove on 23-03-2016 06:56 PM
you don't knw anything at all.... I dnt knw how you tak pass for school self....  Well I dnt think you do school self
Hehehehehe,,, e b like say na cane dem take pusue ur mama n papa for sch as u take remember sch today Shocked
Posted: at 23-03-2016 07:00 PM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- emma4love3 at 26-03-2016 11:03 PM (8 years ago)
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we hear oooo
Posted: at 26-03-2016 11:03 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- BournIdentity at 26-03-2016 11:24 PM (8 years ago)
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wetin u hear
Posted: at 26-03-2016 11:24 PM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- emma4love3 at 27-03-2016 04:47 AM (8 years ago)
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well i hear say you dey bounce samdove....
Posted: at 27-03-2016 04:47 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- Eazyatumeyi at 27-03-2016 03:53 PM (8 years ago)
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Lol imagine o
Posted: at 27-03-2016 03:53 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- Eazyatumeyi at 27-03-2016 03:54 PM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: Emma Uchenna on 27-03-2016 04:47 AM
well i hear say you dey bounce samdove....
hear yourself
Posted: at 27-03-2016 03:54 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- BournIdentity at 28-03-2016 07:05 PM (8 years ago)
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Ok
Posted: at 28-03-2016 07:05 PM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- emma4love3 at 29-03-2016 08:40 AM (8 years ago)
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well i don lose for this game.....
Posted: at 29-03-2016 08:40 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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