YOU CANT PLEASE A WOMAN....

Date: 05-04-2016 5:08 pm (8 years ago) | Author: Emma Uchenna Isibor
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A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads, 'For Women Only.' Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in. 
 The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. 'We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside.' 
 They start going up and on the first floor the sign reads, 'All the men on this floor are short and plain.' The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor. 
 The sign on the second floor reads, 'All the men here are short and handsome.' Still, this isn't good enough, so the friends continue on up. 
 They reach the third floor and the sign reads, 'All the men here are tall and plain.' They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continue on up. 
 On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect. 'All the men here are tall and handsome.' The women get all excited and are about to go in when they realize that there is still one floor left. 
 Wondering what they would be missing, they head on up to the fifth floor. 
 On the fifth floor they find a sign that reads, 'There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman.'

Posted: at 5-04-2016 05:08 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
- BournIdentity at 5-04-2016 05:23 PM (8 years ago)
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I saw,,,,
Posted: at 5-04-2016 05:23 PM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- emma4love3 at 5-04-2016 06:37 PM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: Bourne Identity on  5-04-2016 05:23 PM
I saw,,,,
...chk ur inbox...
Posted: at 5-04-2016 06:37 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- morgrawl231 at 6-04-2016 03:22 AM (8 years ago)
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I saw,,,,saw
Posted: at 6-04-2016 03:22 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- BournIdentity at 6-04-2016 11:01 AM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: Emma Uchenna on  5-04-2016 06:37 PM
...chk ur inbox...
chkt
Posted: at 6-04-2016 11:01 AM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- dickieponga at 6-04-2016 11:06 AM (8 years ago)
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We all no dat....
Posted: at 6-04-2016 11:06 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- BournIdentity at 6-04-2016 11:33 AM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: teejay on  6-04-2016 03:22 AM
I saw,,,,saw
No let me enter ur life o,,, wich 1 b I saw saw? If u wan look for points..,, follow Paul call heaven or Peter look into my eyes as per person wey don gettam for points..,, no come here dey talk rubbish cos I go samma u 1 hot slap nw wey go land u station for d high table mad men dey sidon chop. Nw continue dey kurukere waka go another forum
Posted: at 6-04-2016 11:33 AM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- franel at 7-04-2016 01:41 AM (8 years ago)
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Pacing

Posted: at 7-04-2016 01:41 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- BournIdentity at 7-04-2016 07:03 PM (8 years ago)
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pace
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- Eazyatumeyi at 7-04-2016 07:59 PM (8 years ago)
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old post
Posted: at 7-04-2016 07:59 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- Eazyatumeyi at 7-04-2016 08:00 PM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: Bourne Identity on  7-04-2016 07:03 PM
pace
meaning?
Posted: at 7-04-2016 08:00 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- Eazyatumeyi at 7-04-2016 08:02 PM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: Bourne Identity on  6-04-2016 11:33 AM
No let me enter ur life o,,, wich 1 b I saw saw? If u wan look for points..,, follow Paul call heaven or Peter look into my eyes as per person wey don gettam for points..,, no come here dey talk rubbish cos I go samma u 1 hot slap nw wey go land u station for d high table mad men dey sidon chop. Nw continue dey kurukere waka go another forum
lwkmd when I saw the i saw now you come dey finish the I saw crooner. I saw be careful
Posted: at 7-04-2016 08:02 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- Eazyatumeyi at 7-04-2016 08:03 PM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: dickieponga on  6-04-2016 11:06 AM
We all no dat....
no be lie
Posted: at 7-04-2016 08:03 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- BournIdentity at 9-04-2016 07:26 PM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: Timothy Eazy on  7-04-2016 08:00 PM
meaning?
Na wetin u mean,, meaning? Abi u no gettam for dictionary ni? No vex me nw cos I dey H....
Posted: at 9-04-2016 07:26 PM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ifyjenny at 11-04-2016 08:12 PM (8 years ago)
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Mmmmmmmmm shot of words
Posted: at 11-04-2016 08:12 PM (8 years ago) | Newbie
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- franel at 12-04-2016 03:15 PM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: mansaray precious on 11-04-2016 08:12 PM
Mmmmmmmmm shot of words
Is because its true or you've been caught up in such scenario?

Posted: at 12-04-2016 03:15 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- kison at 13-04-2016 05:27 PM (8 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin BE careful, be very very careful, CAREFULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL……………………………….
Posted: at 13-04-2016 05:27 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- Sparky12 at 27-04-2016 12:37 PM (7 years ago)
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kk
Posted: at 27-04-2016 12:37 PM (7 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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