Diary of a Blonde wife

*Monday:*
Now home from honeymoon and settled in our new home. It's fun to cook for Tim. Today I made an angel food cake and the recipe said, "beat 12 eggs separately." Well, I didn't have enough bowls to do that, so I had to borrow 12 bowls to beat the eggs in. The cake turned out fine though.

*Tuesday:*
We wanted a fruit salad for supper. The recipe said, "serve without dressing." So I didn't dress. But Tim happened to bring a friend home for supper that night. They both looked so startled when I served them, I think it was the salad.
*Wednesday:*
I decided to serve rice and found a recipe which said, "wash thoroughly before steaming the rice." So I heated some water and took a bath before steaming the rice. Sounded kinda silly in the middle of the day. I can't say it improved the rice anyhow.
*Thursday:*
Today Tim asked for salad again. I tried a new recipe. It said, prepare ingredients, then toss on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving." I hunted all over the place for a garden and when I got one, I tossed my salad into the bed of lettuce and stood over there for over one hour so the dog would not take it. Tim came over and asked if I felt all right. I wonder why? He must be stressed at work, I'll try to be supportive.
*Friday:*
Today I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said, "put all ingredients in a bowl and beat it." Beat it I did,to my mum's place. There must have been something wrong with the recipe, because when I came back home again, it looked the same as when I left it.
*Saturday:*
Tim went shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked me to dress it for Sunday. I'm sure I don't know how hens dress for Sunday. I never noticed back on the farm, but I found an old doll dress and it's little cute shoes. I thought the hen looked really cute. When Tim saw it, he started counting to ten. Either he was really stressed because of his work,or he wanted the chicken to dance. When I asked him what was wrong he started crying and shouting out "why me? why me ?" Hmmm....It must be his job.

Posted: at 25-01-2010 04:57 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming

do u mean in d joke or u saying generally?

Posted: at 25-01-2010 05:32 PM (14 years ago) | Hero

am not londa just asking wat makes u think am blonde?

Posted: at 25-01-2010 05:43 PM (14 years ago) | Hero

cos u ask obvious questions, all blond are dump now, dont u thinlk?

Posted: at 25-01-2010 05:48 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

and wat can u tell me about blonde?

Posted: at 25-01-2010 05:59 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

can only take ur word for it, cos this saying has been around for time, or may be ur frds are exception to the saying

Posted: at 25-01-2010 06:15 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

really? that is interesting, may be we shld add that to the saying, that they re only dump in the movie, there u re, i solved ur litle problem....

Posted: at 25-01-2010 06:24 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

i thought they fit best in the roles...lolz

Posted: at 25-01-2010 06:31 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

yuh knw it is so now

Posted: at 25-01-2010 06:45 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

nyzzzz

Posted: at 25-01-2010 08:57 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac