Nigerians in Heaven (Page 5)

Date: 08-09-2007 1:05 am (16 years ago) | Author: King Samuel O Dguy
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- lovejust at 31-03-2009 01:21 AM (15 years ago)
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Little Johnny was walking along the railroad tracks when
suddenly he got his foot caught under one of the railroad ties.
He tried to get it out but it was really stuck. As he struggled to
free his foot, he heard a noise and turned around. To his horror
he saw a train coming.
Panicked he started to pray, "God, please get my foot out of
these tracks and I'll stop being bad!"
Nothing happened, his foot was still stuck. He looked up to
see the train getting closer! He prayed again, "God, please get
my foot out and I'll stop swearing AND being bad!"
Still nothing his foot was wedged tight. The train was just
seconds away! Little Johnny struggled frantically as the train's
horn blared.
Just as the train was about to hit Johnny, his foot broke free
and he fell backwards, the train narrowly missing him. He got
up, dusted himself off, looked toward Heaven and said "Thanks
anyway God, I got it myself."
Posted: at 31-03-2009 01:21 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- Gwhy at 31-03-2009 01:25 AM (15 years ago)
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Chairman,
u were suppose 2 post ds as a topic not a reply.
Posted: at 31-03-2009 01:25 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- downlowguy at 9-04-2009 03:51 PM (15 years ago)
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this shit if off da hook,got me Lol
Posted: at 9-04-2009 03:51 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- iphie at 9-04-2009 04:10 PM (15 years ago)
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na shit dey wrry u abi wetin u dey try talk self?
Posted: at 9-04-2009 04:10 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Edwizzie at 10-04-2009 07:12 AM (15 years ago)
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Lol. Very funny
Posted: at 10-04-2009 07:12 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- sillbaby27 at 10-04-2009 09:29 AM (15 years ago)
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passing
Posted: at 10-04-2009 09:29 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Kristiantus at 16-12-2010 10:35 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: iphie on  9-04-2009 04:10 PM
na shit dey wrry u abi wetin u dey try talk self?
Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 16-12-2010 10:35 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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