Priest and Offering Collector

Date: 28-01-2010 7:40 pm (14 years ago) | Author: SANI GARBA
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- at 28-01-2010 07:40 PM (14 years ago)
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Papa Ejiro is a church warden in Warri and he is incharge of collecting
the Sunday offerings. One Sunday, after church service, the priest
counted the money and discovered the offering was less than he expected.
Then the following confrontation took place.

Priest: Papa Ejiro, you take from the offering money?
Papa Ejiro: No, Fada, I no take.
Priest: I dey ask you again. Papa Ejiro, you take from the offering
money?
Papa Ejiro: Fada, I say, I no take from the offering money.
Priest: Papa Ejiro, make you go enter for confession box now, now.
Papa Ejiro: No wahala.

   (then they go to the confession box and they both take their seats).

Priest: Papa Ejiro, I dey ask you again. "You take from the offering
money?"
Papa Ejiro: Fada, I no dey hear you.
Priest: (yelled at top of his voice) Papa Ejiro, I say you take from the
offering money?!
Papa Ejiro: (yelled back) Fada, I no dey hear you o!

Priest was now getting irritated. So he comes out of the confession box
and tells Papa Ejiro to trade places with him and says to Papa Ejiro
'ok, ask me any question you like l will see if person can hear from
this side'.
Then, they traded places and this was how it went.

Papa Ejiro: Fada, na true say you dey sleep with Mama Ejiro?
The Priest replied: "My god, Papa Ejiro, na true you talk, dem no dey
hear wetin person dey talk from dis side!!!

Posted: at 28-01-2010 07:40 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
- neossha at 28-01-2010 07:46 PM (14 years ago)
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hmmmmmmmm
Posted: at 28-01-2010 07:46 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 28-01-2010 07:52 PM (14 years ago)
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kinda posted b4 but i still laughed Grin Grin

Posted: at 28-01-2010 07:52 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Andes at 28-01-2010 08:12 PM (14 years ago)
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Father de sleep with Mama Ejiro.. lol. One good turn deserves another.
Nice poster.
Posted: at 28-01-2010 08:12 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- MrDon at 28-01-2010 08:25 PM (14 years ago)
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sure damn good one
Posted: at 28-01-2010 08:25 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Andes at 28-01-2010 08:27 PM (14 years ago)
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Yes o.
Posted: at 28-01-2010 08:27 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- colenzo at 28-01-2010 08:31 PM (14 years ago)
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this is pure warri man na sense now

Posted: at 28-01-2010 08:31 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sahga at 28-01-2010 11:00 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Andes on 28-01-2010 08:12 PM
Father de sleep with Mama Ejiro.. lol. One good turn deserves another.
Nice poster.

Thanx man
Posted: at 28-01-2010 11:00 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- xter at 28-01-2010 11:22 PM (14 years ago)
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bood but pb4

Posted: at 28-01-2010 11:22 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- alipanks at 29-01-2010 12:13 AM (14 years ago)
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 Grin
kind of readn it 4 d 1st tym.funicus!
Luv..
Posted: at 29-01-2010 12:13 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- federico at 29-01-2010 01:12 AM (14 years ago)
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hmmmm
Posted: at 29-01-2010 01:12 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- adedupcy at 29-01-2010 03:41 PM (14 years ago)
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 Huh?
Posted: at 29-01-2010 03:41 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sahga at 31-01-2010 12:32 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: alipanks on 29-01-2010 12:13 AM
Grin
kind of readn it 4 d 1st tym.funicus!
Luv..

Thanks my guy
Posted: at 31-01-2010 12:32 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- xter at 31-01-2010 12:36 AM (14 years ago)
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we nko?

Posted: at 31-01-2010 12:36 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Edwizzie at 31-01-2010 07:29 AM (14 years ago)
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Hahahaha and still laughing
Posted: at 31-01-2010 07:29 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Sheenor at 31-01-2010 08:10 AM (14 years ago)
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'u try'

Posted: at 31-01-2010 08:10 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 31-01-2010 10:56 AM (14 years ago)
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Xter ask am oh

Posted: at 31-01-2010 10:56 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- shantybaby97 at 31-01-2010 11:17 AM (14 years ago)
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good one poster
Posted: at 31-01-2010 11:17 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- ishola1000 at 31-01-2010 11:53 AM (14 years ago)
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an applause
Posted: at 31-01-2010 11:53 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- deguzman at 31-01-2010 12:09 PM (14 years ago)
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not bad
Posted: at 31-01-2010 12:09 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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