Whose Kid?

Date: 31-01-2010 8:28 am (14 years ago) | Author: Sheenor
- at 31-01-2010 08:28 AM (14 years ago)
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> A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind

> the driver.

> The little kid starts yelling, "If my dad was a bull and my

> mom a cow

> I'd be a little bull."

>

> The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who

> continued with, "If

> my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would

> be a little

> elephant."

>

> The kid went on with several animals until the bus driver

> got angry and

> yelled at the kid, "What if your dad was a serial killer

> and your mom

> was a prostitute?!"

>

> The kid smiled and said, "I would be a bus driver!"

Posted: at 31-01-2010 08:28 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
- ishola1000 at 31-01-2010 10:24 AM (14 years ago)
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good
Posted: at 31-01-2010 10:24 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- just2sexy at 31-01-2010 10:50 AM (14 years ago)
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Posted b4
Posted: at 31-01-2010 10:50 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- shantybaby97 at 31-01-2010 11:08 AM (14 years ago)
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nice one poster, i like it
Posted: at 31-01-2010 11:08 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- asaph at 31-01-2010 11:54 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: just2sexy on 31-01-2010 10:50 AM
Posted b4
twisted
Posted: at 31-01-2010 11:54 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- deguzman at 31-01-2010 12:05 PM (14 years ago)
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nice answer
Posted: at 31-01-2010 12:05 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- adedupcy at 31-01-2010 04:31 PM (14 years ago)
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nice
Posted: at 31-01-2010 04:31 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- neossha at 31-01-2010 04:36 PM (14 years ago)
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lollz
Posted: at 31-01-2010 04:36 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Andes at 31-01-2010 04:46 PM (14 years ago)
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Tapping joke..
If the daddy is J2S and the mother nEOSHA  tHEN THE BABY WILL BE???....
Posted: at 31-01-2010 04:46 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- colenzo at 31-01-2010 09:21 PM (14 years ago)
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hahahahahaha nice and funny
Posted: at 31-01-2010 09:21 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- KleverC at 31-01-2010 09:45 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Andes on 31-01-2010 04:46 PM
Tapping joke..
If the daddy is J2S and the mother nEOSHA  tHEN THE BABY WILL BE???....
dirtykid Grin
Posted: at 31-01-2010 09:45 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Andes at 1-02-2010 09:34 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: KleverC on 31-01-2010 09:45 PM
Quote from: Andes on 31-01-2010 04:46 PM
Tapping joke..
If the daddy is J2S and the mother nEOSHA  tHEN THE BABY WILL BE???....
dirtykid Grin
I no dey o... Grin
Posted: at 1-02-2010 09:34 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- anthonydidioma at 1-02-2010 11:00 AM (14 years ago)
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Good answer Boy!
Posted: at 1-02-2010 11:00 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- amakafacebook at 1-02-2010 12:17 PM (14 years ago)
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 Grin funny....lol
Posted: at 1-02-2010 12:17 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- Mistura at 1-02-2010 12:48 PM (14 years ago)
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nice answer to a stupid question
Posted: at 1-02-2010 12:48 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- raskydammy at 1-02-2010 01:02 PM (14 years ago)
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talk for talk
Posted: at 1-02-2010 01:02 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- monasea at 1-02-2010 03:11 PM (14 years ago)
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b4 b4 was posted dat na grammer
Posted: at 1-02-2010 03:11 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- MrDon at 1-02-2010 03:17 PM (14 years ago)
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since
Posted: at 1-02-2010 03:17 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Bona2do at 1-02-2010 04:07 PM (14 years ago)
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that is wonmderful
Posted: at 1-02-2010 04:07 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- Andes at 2-02-2010 01:39 PM (14 years ago)
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Lol.
Posted: at 2-02-2010 01:39 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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