When Your Histrionic Mum Turns Out To Be Your Synthetic Side Chick

Date: 12-07-2016 10:56 pm (5 years ago) | Author: franel
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«§» 11 July 2016

Akpos was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few things when he noticed an old lady following him around. Thinking nothing of it, he ignored her and continued on. Finally he went to the checkout line, but she got in front of him. “Pardon me,” she said, “I’m sorry if my staring at you has made you feel uncomfortable. It’s just that you look just like my son, who just died recently.” “I’m very sorry,” replied Akpos, “is there anything I can do for you?” “Yes,” she said, “As I’m leaving, can you say ‘Good bye, Mother’? It would make me feel so much better.” “Sure,” answered Akpos.
As the old woman was leaving, Akpos called out, “Goodbye, Mother!” As he stepped up to the checkout counter, he saw that his total was N12250. “How can that be?” He asked, “I only purchased a few things!” “Your mother said that you would pay her,” said the cashier.


Posted: at 12-07-2016 10:56 PM (5 years ago) | Hero
- Toks-E at 13-07-2016 05:51 AM (5 years ago)
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  Wink

Posted: at 13-07-2016 05:51 AM (5 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- franel at 16-07-2016 01:27 PM (5 years ago)
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Cool

Posted: at 16-07-2016 01:27 PM (5 years ago) | Hero
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- yawa_don_gas at 16-07-2016 11:24 PM (5 years ago)
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All for yawa sake, yawa parole goes on. 9ce 1
Posted: at 16-07-2016 11:24 PM (5 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- rakelly at 18-07-2016 12:57 PM (5 years ago)
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pb4
Posted: at 18-07-2016 12:57 PM (5 years ago) | Hero
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- BournIdentity at 18-07-2016 10:44 PM (5 years ago)
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Roll Eyes no mind nam,,,,..,, e bi lyk sey Franel get mission to c wetin I go yarn BT e no go succeed. E wan use eng confuse some people here and e come change d amount
Posted: at 18-07-2016 10:44 PM (5 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- rakelly at 19-07-2016 07:01 PM (5 years ago)
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franel na yaba I left go panel bit you soon
Posted: at 19-07-2016 07:01 PM (5 years ago) | Hero
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- BournIdentity at 19-07-2016 07:22 PM (5 years ago)
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Roll Eyes me no fit fyt my oga for here,,.,,, BT e no mean say I no fit observe am go yaba left..,,,
Posted: at 19-07-2016 07:22 PM (5 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- franel at 20-07-2016 01:45 PM (5 years ago)
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Quote from: BournIdentity on 19-07-2016 07:22 PM
Roll Eyes me no fit fyt my oga for here,,.,,, BT e no mean say I no fit observe am go yaba left..,,,
Huh? say what!? Don't let me change my 'church mind' on you, you two ain't serious

Posted: at 20-07-2016 01:45 PM (5 years ago) | Hero
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- franel at 20-07-2016 01:53 PM (5 years ago)
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Quote from: rakelly on 19-07-2016 07:01 PM
franel na yaba I left go panel bit you soon
I will believe you by the time you start handling pestle outside the kitchen. So Rakelly park well

Posted: at 20-07-2016 01:53 PM (5 years ago) | Hero
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- CHRISETTE at 20-07-2016 08:08 PM (5 years ago)
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Lmao!
Posted: at 20-07-2016 08:08 PM (5 years ago) | Hero
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- franel at 20-07-2016 11:40 PM (5 years ago)
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Cool

Posted: at 20-07-2016 11:40 PM (5 years ago) | Hero
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- BournIdentity at 22-07-2016 12:08 AM (5 years ago)
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Passing
Posted: at 22-07-2016 12:08 AM (5 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- 24magic at 11-03-2017 10:06 PM (4 years ago)
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Funniest ever
Posted: at 11-03-2017 10:06 PM (4 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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