Why Americans are Jobless

John Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE IN
JAPAN) for 6 a.m.

While his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA) was perking, he shaved with his
electric razor (MADE IN PHILIPPINES) .
He put on a dress shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA), designer jeans (MADE IN
SINGAPORE) and tennis shoes (MADE IN
VIETNAM). After cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet (MADE
IN INDIA), then he sat down with his calculator (MADE IN MEXICO) to see
how much he could spend today.

After setting his watch (MADE IN TAIWAN) to the radio (MADE IN INDIA),
he got in his car (MADE IN GERMANY) filled it with GAS (from Saudi
Arabia) and continued his search for a good paying AMERICAN JOB.

At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day checking his
computer (MADE IN MALAYSIA), John decided to relax for a while. He put
on his sandals (MADE IN BRAZIL) poured himself a glass of wine (MADE IN
FRANCE) and turned on his TV (MADE IN KOREA), and then wondered why he
can't find a good paying job in AMERICA.

AND NOW HE'S HOPING HE CAN GET HELP FROM HIS PRESIDENT (MADE IN KENYA)!

Posted: at 12-02-2010 11:03 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Very nice and brain storming one there, no hope for Mr John Smith!

Posted: at 12-02-2010 12:31 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming

mr. smith should have get himself a brain that is made in naija....

Posted: at 12-02-2010 03:22 PM (14 years ago) | Hero

hahaha....ironically, Mr Smith is a Nigerian...  good1 there

Posted: at 12-02-2010 04:05 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming

why Asaph come d tell us his full name 4 dis forum

Posted: at 12-02-2010 04:37 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming

no b me talkamoooooo 
but he b tell me make I help am luk 4 job 

Posted: at 12-02-2010 04:46 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming

who you be sef,
abi nah you be ministry of employment?
 

Posted: at 12-02-2010 06:48 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

john smith is a Naija man period

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Posted: at 12-02-2010 08:43 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

 

Posted: at 13-02-2010 11:11 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

then what the hell is he doing in america where there are jobless job in Nairaland

Posted: at 14-02-2010 10:24 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming