Ten Thoughts to Ponder for 2010

> Number 10

> Life is segxwally transmitted.

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> Number 9

> Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which

> one can die.

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> Number 8

> Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny.

> If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

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> Number 7

> Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day;

> teach a person to use the Internet, and they won't bother

> you for weeks.

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> Number 6

> Some people are like a Slinky ....

> Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but

> smile when you shove them down the stairs.

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> Number 5

> Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in

> hospitals, dying of nothing.

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> Number 4

> All of us could take a lesson from the weather.

> It pays no attention to criticism.

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> Number 3

> Why does a 'slight' tax increase cost you N200.00, and a

> 'substantial' tax cut saves you N30.00?

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> Number 2

> In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.

> Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it

> normal.

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> And The Number 1 Thought For 2010

>

> "Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers:

> What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow!

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Posted: at 25-02-2010 02:44 AM (15 years ago) | Hero

yep

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Posted: at 25-02-2010 08:12 AM (15 years ago) | Hero

U RE CRAZE

Posted: at 25-02-2010 11:00 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie

no comment

Posted: at 25-02-2010 01:46 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming

My joke of the week
                   
                                
                                
                                
                                
     

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Posted: at 2-04-2010 04:55 PM (15 years ago) | Hero

I enjoyed the part about the weather

Posted: at 3-04-2010 09:36 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming