Blonde Car Accident

Date: 01-03-2010 11:42 am (15 years ago) | Author: MizDD
- at 1-03-2010 11:42 AM (15 years ago)
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One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.

The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.

The blonde started laughing.

This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

This time the blonde laughed even harder.

Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.

The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.

The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

Posted: at 1-03-2010 11:42 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
- Sheenor at 1-03-2010 05:01 PM (15 years ago)
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bery bad..
Posted: at 1-03-2010 05:01 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- MrDon at 1-03-2010 05:48 PM (15 years ago)
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poster, u look blonde to me ooo
Posted: at 1-03-2010 05:48 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 1-03-2010 05:53 PM (15 years ago)
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hmmmmm
Posted: at 1-03-2010 05:53 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- MrDon at 1-03-2010 05:55 PM (15 years ago)
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dont tell me u blonde too xter
Posted: at 1-03-2010 05:55 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 1-03-2010 06:12 PM (15 years ago)
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me kee? na prettyb be dat for her 1st republic on earth...na mumu kill am dat time
Posted: at 1-03-2010 06:12 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- moneyinbrakemi at 1-03-2010 06:24 PM (15 years ago)
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That was weird...Very bad...
Posted: at 1-03-2010 06:24 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- prettyb4eva at 1-03-2010 07:17 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: xter on  1-03-2010 06:12 PM
me kee? na prettyb be dat for her 1st republic on earth...na mumu kill am dat time

God give me d grace to ignore him whenever he says anytin bad against me even when d issue does not concern me, even when hav typed a reply God give me double grace to erase it. in jesus name
Posted: at 1-03-2010 07:17 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 1-03-2010 07:20 PM (15 years ago)
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hehwhehehe.....kikikikikik
Posted: at 1-03-2010 07:20 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Diadem at 3-03-2010 08:54 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: xtobaba on  1-03-2010 07:34 PM
Funny,1 land line recharge card 4 u.
Na wah,I don suffer...u luk me up and down say na land lyn recharge card I desrve...nywz,thx but I'll pass. U'r way too cheap for me.
Posted: at 3-03-2010 08:54 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- just2sexy at 3-03-2010 11:12 AM (15 years ago)
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good and funny.... but........
Posted: at 3-03-2010 11:12 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- deguzman at 3-03-2010 11:18 AM (15 years ago)
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kikikii
Posted: at 3-03-2010 11:18 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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