Cucumber, pickle and penis

There was a cucumber, a pickle, and a penis sitting around talking about how their lives sucked.
The cucumber "Man, my life sucks. When I get big, fat, and juicy, they cut me up and stick me on a salad."
The pickle looks at him and says, "You think you have it bad? When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick me in vinegar, put spices on me, and stick me in a jar."
The penis looks at him and says, "You think you have it rough? When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick a rubber tarp on my head, stick me in a dark room, and bang my head against the wall until I throw up and pass out!."

Posted: at 4-03-2010 11:03 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

tank u, u forget say na u disvirgin me

Posted: at 4-03-2010 11:41 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

confession of d century....Mr.Don, d anointed man dat heals d broken hearted

Posted: at 4-03-2010 12:25 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming

but Number, i did not disvirgined her ooo, just cast the devils out of her that is all

Posted: at 4-03-2010 12:29 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Don so once disvirgin a gal?
poster nice joke

Posted: at 4-03-2010 12:38 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming

Misloppopo diagnosis is incomplete
We need 2 review d drug reaction to d patients attitude towards d opposite sex

Posted: at 4-03-2010 01:22 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming

ask the quack kris, i wont know

Posted: at 4-03-2010 01:52 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

sure if the quack says so, but then i might have something for u if u re interested

Posted: at 4-03-2010 01:58 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

is any of mistura, pretty or neassa in d room?

Posted: at 4-03-2010 02:12 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

nice joke 

Posted: at 4-03-2010 03:10 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac