Another woman

Date: 04-03-2010 11:06 am (14 years ago) | Author: queen zainab
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- at 4-03-2010 11:06 AM (14 years ago)
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David finally found the nerve to tell his fiancee that he had to break off their engagement so he could marry another woman.
"Can she cook like I can?" the distraught woman asked between sobs.
"Not on her best day," he replied.
"Can she buy you expensive gifts like I do?"
"No, she's broke."
"Well, then, is it sex?"
"Nobody does it like you, babe."
"Then what can she do that I can't?"
"Sue me for child support

Posted: at 4-03-2010 11:06 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- MrDon at 4-03-2010 11:26 AM (14 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 4-03-2010 11:26 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- quinzee4me at 4-03-2010 11:28 AM (14 years ago)
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..........
Posted: at 4-03-2010 11:28 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MrDon at 4-03-2010 11:29 AM (14 years ago)
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wat that for zeee?
Posted: at 4-03-2010 11:29 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- quinzee4me at 4-03-2010 11:45 AM (14 years ago)
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for ur laugh
Posted: at 4-03-2010 11:45 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MrDon at 4-03-2010 11:47 AM (14 years ago)
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why? i was not lafing na, it simple means Lot Of Love......Grin
Posted: at 4-03-2010 11:47 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- colenzo at 4-03-2010 12:29 PM (14 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes ::)lol

Posted: at 4-03-2010 12:29 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MrDon at 4-03-2010 01:05 PM (14 years ago)
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huh
Posted: at 4-03-2010 01:05 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chichimummy at 4-03-2010 05:07 PM (14 years ago)
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what a corny man
Posted: at 4-03-2010 05:07 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- Andes at 4-03-2010 05:47 PM (14 years ago)
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Nice one lol.
Posted: at 4-03-2010 05:47 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- xter at 4-03-2010 05:50 PM (14 years ago)
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i need further xplaination

Posted: at 4-03-2010 05:50 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- federico at 4-03-2010 08:27 PM (14 years ago)
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lol xter...get ur lence
Posted: at 4-03-2010 08:27 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- oaksplitter at 4-03-2010 08:34 PM (14 years ago)
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I'm sure even d poster doesn't understand d joke either!
Posted: at 4-03-2010 08:34 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- federico at 4-03-2010 10:12 PM (14 years ago)
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bcoz the guy as having many kids he cant take care of and he might be sue for not taking care properly of hiskids..and the woman is a sex freak..i guss  xter and okasplitter
Posted: at 4-03-2010 10:12 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 4-03-2010 10:38 PM (14 years ago)
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funny

Posted: at 4-03-2010 10:38 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 4-03-2010 10:41 PM (14 years ago)
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funny

Posted: at 4-03-2010 10:41 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- prettyb4eva at 5-03-2010 09:55 AM (14 years ago)
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NYC
Posted: at 5-03-2010 09:55 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- quinzee4me at 6-03-2010 11:59 PM (14 years ago)
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xter i know u will alwaiz sound stupid, d joke is for someone like u who cannot control his one eye snake lookin for where to feel woman n ends up depositing enof left over. u are there askin for more explaination, mchewww wait i will give u practical, annoofia
Posted: at 6-03-2010 11:59 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ademola78 at 7-03-2010 06:51 AM (14 years ago)
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Yeeeee!  Shocked

Zee, u been dey find way to hammer him b4?
Posted: at 7-03-2010 06:51 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- enahoro0007 at 7-03-2010 08:34 AM (14 years ago)
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i like this,..thumb up
Posted: at 7-03-2010 08:34 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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