father and son talking about sex

Date: 09-03-2010 4:53 pm (15 years ago) | Author: Lee Diaxoul
- at 9-03-2010 04:53 PM (15 years ago)
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A man and his son were talking about sex. The son asked his father, "dad, what does a honeypot look like?"

The dad asked him, "before or after sex?"

"Ummmm, before sex", the kid replied.

The dad said, "have you ever seen a beautiful red rose with soft red petals?"

"Yeah" said the son.

"Well, what about after sex?" said the son.

His dad replied, "have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise"!!!

Posted: at 9-03-2010 04:53 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
- MrDon at 9-03-2010 04:58 PM (15 years ago)
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spoilt brat, the poster, i mean
Posted: at 9-03-2010 04:58 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- diaxoul at 9-03-2010 06:09 PM (15 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 9-03-2010 06:09 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- moneyinbrakemi at 9-03-2010 06:17 PM (15 years ago)
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I think you are under the INFLUENCE of ALCOHOL and IGBO...This time around my
thumbs are down and no longer up for YOU AGAIN... you don fall my hand!!!
Posted: at 9-03-2010 06:17 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Bomber at 10-03-2010 06:57 AM (15 years ago)
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U try

Posted: at 10-03-2010 06:57 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 10-03-2010 08:36 AM (15 years ago)
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was it poster and his dad???
Posted: at 10-03-2010 08:36 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Doshe at 10-03-2010 10:42 AM (15 years ago)
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yes
Posted: at 10-03-2010 10:42 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- tirocco at 10-03-2010 05:39 PM (15 years ago)
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Gross!
Posted: at 10-03-2010 05:39 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- MrDon at 10-03-2010 06:22 PM (15 years ago)
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trash
Posted: at 10-03-2010 06:22 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- moneyinbrakemi at 10-03-2010 08:07 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: federico on 10-03-2010 08:36 AM
was it poster and his dad???

I thought as much Federico
Posted: at 10-03-2010 08:07 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- olushow at 10-03-2010 08:26 PM (15 years ago)
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bulldog's mouth indeed, stupid father, yehyeh pikin 
Posted: at 10-03-2010 08:26 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- moneyinbrakemi at 10-03-2010 08:44 PM (15 years ago)
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you can say that again cos this JOKE stinks
Posted: at 10-03-2010 08:44 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- diaxoul at 11-03-2010 12:23 PM (15 years ago)
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bad mouth pals....
Posted: at 11-03-2010 12:23 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- abdullove at 12-03-2010 09:28 AM (15 years ago)
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leave dem, na tutorial dem dey do.
Posted: at 12-03-2010 09:28 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Bazemaster at 12-03-2010 03:26 PM (15 years ago)
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wrong hub

Posted: at 12-03-2010 03:26 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ishola1000 at 12-03-2010 10:40 PM (15 years ago)
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cant imagine how spoilt d boy is
Posted: at 12-03-2010 10:40 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- padrino at 12-03-2010 10:55 PM (15 years ago)
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2faze..........sorry 9ize
Posted: at 12-03-2010 10:55 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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