Little Don

Date: 09-03-2010 5:06 pm (15 years ago) | Author: Lee Diaxoul
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- at 9-03-2010 05:06 PM (15 years ago)
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Little Don is taking a shower with his mother and says, “Mom, what are those things on your chest?”
Unsure of how to reply, she tells Don to ask his dad at breakfast tomorrow, quite certain the matter would be forgotten. Don didn’t forget. The following morning he asked his father the same question. His father, always quick with the answers, says, “Why Don, those are balloons. When your mommy dies, we can blow them up and she’ll float to heaven.”

Don thinks that’s neat and asks no more questions. A few weeks later, Don’s dad comes home from work a few hours early. Don runs out of the house crying hysterically, “Daddy! Daddy! Mommy’s dying!”

His father says, “Calm down, son! Why do you think Mommy’s dying?”

“Uncle Harry is blowing up Mommy’s balloons and she’s screaming, ‘Oh God, I’m coming!’”

Posted: at 9-03-2010 05:06 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
- MrDon at 9-03-2010 05:11 PM (15 years ago)
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hmmm some newbie with guts at last, even then, the joke is cool, creative, seen and above all posted b4
Posted: at 9-03-2010 05:11 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- diaxoul at 9-03-2010 06:09 PM (15 years ago)
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lol MrDon
Posted: at 9-03-2010 06:09 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- moneyinbrakemi at 9-03-2010 06:19 PM (15 years ago)
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you look crazy with your JOKES...Prattily 9ice...Diaxoul
Posted: at 9-03-2010 06:19 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Kristiantus at 9-03-2010 06:32 PM (15 years ago)
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okay.... so its all about lil' don now.
Posted: at 9-03-2010 06:32 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- moneyinbrakemi at 9-03-2010 07:57 PM (15 years ago)
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OK...I can see Good thinking and you paraphrased it from his comment
Posted: at 9-03-2010 07:57 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Bomber at 10-03-2010 06:46 AM (15 years ago)
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9ce
Posted: at 10-03-2010 06:46 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- diaxoul at 11-03-2010 12:36 PM (15 years ago)
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@ Monkeyinbrakemi which 1 be ur own level
Posted: at 11-03-2010 12:36 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- diaxoul at 11-03-2010 12:42 PM (15 years ago)
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i just notice ur name in moneyinbrakemi lol and i called it monkeyinbrakemi, well they look alike
Posted: at 11-03-2010 12:42 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- 080575 at 11-03-2010 12:49 PM (15 years ago)
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Mr. Don u too much na
Posted: at 11-03-2010 12:49 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- 080575 at 11-03-2010 12:56 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: diaxoul on 11-03-2010 12:42 PM
i just notice ur name in moneyinbrakemi lol and i called it monkeyinbrakemi, well they look alike
why u dey remix my guy name
Posted: at 11-03-2010 12:56 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- diaxoul at 11-03-2010 01:19 PM (15 years ago)
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omo i no intentionally remix him name number
Posted: at 11-03-2010 01:19 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- colenzo at 13-03-2010 12:21 AM (15 years ago)
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now we are in the remix
Posted: at 13-03-2010 12:21 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ishola1000 at 13-03-2010 12:43 AM (15 years ago)
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brb Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley
Posted: at 13-03-2010 12:43 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Toks-E at 13-03-2010 02:47 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: MrDon on  9-03-2010 05:11 PM
hmmm some newbie with guts at last, even then, the joke is cool, creative, seen and above all posted b4
Grin Grin
Posted: at 13-03-2010 02:47 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- MrDon at 13-03-2010 02:28 PM (15 years ago)
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Grin
Posted: at 13-03-2010 02:28 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Andes at 13-03-2010 02:47 PM (15 years ago)
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Sharp lil don.
Posted: at 13-03-2010 02:47 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- larry2u at 13-03-2010 05:36 PM (15 years ago)
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MRDon or Don
which 1 u mean
Posted: at 13-03-2010 05:36 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- Tuks at 13-03-2010 06:21 PM (15 years ago)
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Diz forum dey try sha....
Posted: at 13-03-2010 06:21 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 13-03-2010 09:46 PM (15 years ago)
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yeah cool one Grin Grin
Posted: at 13-03-2010 09:46 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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