Mommy's Black Sponge

Date: 12-03-2010 4:11 pm (15 years ago) | Author: collins smith
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- at 12-03-2010 04:11 PM (15 years ago)
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Little Johnny sees his mother walk out of the shower and sees her honeypot.

He asks her what it is and she embarassed replies, "Oh, that's mommy's black sponge."

A few days later, Johnny spills a glass of milk on the floor and says, "Mommy, I need your black sponge to mop up the
milk!"

She replies, "I lost it, honey."

A couple of days later, he comes running up to her and says, "Mommy, I found your black sponge!" Mystified,
she says, "Where, honey?"

Little Johnny says, "It's over at Mrs. Johnson's house, and Daddy's washing his face in it!"

Posted: at 12-03-2010 04:11 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- tirocco at 12-03-2010 05:09 PM (15 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 12-03-2010 05:09 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- MrDon at 12-03-2010 05:27 PM (15 years ago)
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daddy is scratching his face with the sponge.....Grin
Posted: at 12-03-2010 05:27 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- monasea at 12-03-2010 06:11 PM (15 years ago)
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oh oh little john is in trouble
Posted: at 12-03-2010 06:11 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- kurlyns at 12-03-2010 07:07 PM (15 years ago)
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little john in trouble ke? daddy in big SHIT
Posted: at 12-03-2010 07:07 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- colenzo at 12-03-2010 07:22 PM (15 years ago)
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little Johny says whatever he sees
Posted: at 12-03-2010 07:22 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ishola1000 at 12-03-2010 10:13 PM (15 years ago)
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lol 9ice one
Posted: at 12-03-2010 10:13 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- colenzo at 13-03-2010 12:13 AM (15 years ago)
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i know am nice
Posted: at 13-03-2010 12:13 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MrDon at 13-03-2010 02:29 PM (15 years ago)
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that why u post nice shit???
Posted: at 13-03-2010 02:29 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Andes at 13-03-2010 02:41 PM (15 years ago)
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Yes na.
Posted: at 13-03-2010 02:41 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Andes at 13-03-2010 02:42 PM (15 years ago)
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Yes na.
Posted: at 13-03-2010 02:42 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- coolguys235 at 14-03-2010 10:44 PM (15 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 14-03-2010 10:44 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- federico at 14-03-2010 11:23 PM (15 years ago)
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hahaha my joke of the day..
Posted: at 14-03-2010 11:23 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- deguzman at 16-03-2010 03:12 AM (15 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 16-03-2010 03:12 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- colenzo at 21-03-2010 02:18 AM (15 years ago)
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passing
Posted: at 21-03-2010 02:18 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- scorpionheart99 at 21-03-2010 03:08 AM (15 years ago)
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hhhmmmm..... Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
Posted: at 21-03-2010 03:08 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Bazemaster at 21-03-2010 12:55 PM (15 years ago)
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I see
Posted: at 21-03-2010 12:55 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- neossha at 21-03-2010 08:06 PM (15 years ago)
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//
Posted: at 21-03-2010 08:06 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Bomber at 21-03-2010 08:13 PM (15 years ago)
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neossha, u neva change?
Posted: at 21-03-2010 08:13 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- neossha at 21-03-2010 08:19 PM (15 years ago)
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lolz   how
Posted: at 21-03-2010 08:19 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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