50 Universal Truths About Men

Date: 12-03-2010 5:41 pm (14 years ago) | Author: VERA ANTHONY
- at 12-03-2010 05:41 PM (14 years ago)
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50 Universal Truths About Men
1.   Why should I remind you that “I love you?” I already told you once.
2.   I’ll do anything for sex; even commit to you for life.
3.   I hate arguing with you. I’d much rather find a compromise. 
4.   I love long hair. Sorry, but I do. 
5.   When you speak softly, I can’t help but listen.
6.   I need to be told “no” sometimes. Not a lot, but every now and again reminds me that you are expensive.
7.   Please don’t ask me how you look unless you’re willing to trust my answer. 
8.   My eyes notice other women a lot more when you are upset with me.
9.   When you’re happy with me I can’t help but want to please you.
10.   If I don’t feel I can make you happy, it makes me feel less than a man.
11.   I expect you to be ready when I pick you up.
12.   Cigarettes make any woman look cheap and easy.
13.   I'm scared if I let a woman inside my heart, she'll take advantage of me.
14.   If you can’t stand up to me when I’m a brat, you’re too weak for me to open up to when I’m upset.
15.   Sitting quietly next to me after you’ve made me a meal is your get-out-of-the-doghouse-free ticket. You’ll be surprised how quickly I can forgive.
16.   You did something hurtful. If I never bring it up, I’m considering leaving you.
17.   I don’t read minds. Remember, I’m not a woman.   
18.   You may know fashion, but I wish you’d dress to please me, not other women.   
19.   If I’m losing my hair, it’s not funny. Would you like me to joke about your weight?
20.   When I talk to you about golf and you act bored, it would be nice for you to remember all the times I’ve listened to you talk about what is important to you.                   
21.   The woman I love is easy to please. She appreciates the effort I put into making her happy, even if I get the details wrong.
22.   You look hot in a dress.
23.   I hate being told what to do when I don't ask for help. It makes me feel like you're my mother.
24.   If you sleep over, I might eventually marry you, but I'm less motivated.
25.   During sex my ears are as sensitive to your words as your skin is to my touch.
26.   I need some type of signal or cue to walk across the room and approach you. What if you’re married!?
27.   It makes me feel like you trust me when you ask for my advice.
28.   It feels competitive when you insist on being in charge.
29.   Being respected is more important to me that being loved.
30.   I want every man to envy me when we arrive as a couple. Please don’t let yourself go.
31.   When I’m upset I am very tone sensitive. How you say it is more important than what you say.
32.   I hate it when you minimize, ignore or tell me I don’t mean my compliments. It makes me want to stop giving them.
33.   I’m more insecure than you think. Why do you think I need your respect so much? 
34.   I don’t always know how I feel. That’s why I don’t tell you.
35.   I don’t need you to do things for me. What I crave is being able to please you.
36.   If I do one thing and say something contradictory – go with my actions – that will always tell you what’s in my heart. 
37.   I find myself wanting to please you when you simply smile at me without asking for something (like a favor).
38.   I really don’t want to hear about any of your ex-boyfriends, regardless of the point.
39.   If I don’t share what I’m thinking, it’s because I don’t think you will listen without interrupting.
40.   I don’t like to argue and I don’t like to guess what’s wrong. Just tell me so I can fix it.
41.   I love it when you put your hair in a pony tail. Yes, it’s a Freudian thing. 
42.   Don’t ask me, “Are you going to wear that?” when I’m already dressed.
43.   A gentleman should always be respected by his lady in public, even if she is disagreeing with him.
44.   If you don’t believe you’re pretty, you won’t believe me when I tell you, no matter how many times I say it. 
45.   It isn’t how much you weigh, it’s that your body is proportionate, which is so attractive.   
46.   Sometimes I have weird, strange or very segxwal thoughts. I don’t take them seriously and I don’t want to share them with you (or anyone).   
47.   Sometimes you really don’t want to know what I’m thinking. See above.
48.   If you cheat on me, it is nearly impossible for me to get over it.
49.   I don’t remember everything about our relationship but that doesn’t mean I don’t love you.
50.   I need some time to myself to calm down when I’m upset so that I don’t say something I will regret.   

Posted: at 12-03-2010 05:41 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
- macgreat at 12-03-2010 05:53 PM (14 years ago)
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Good...

Posted: at 12-03-2010 05:53 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- mazi at 12-03-2010 06:06 PM (14 years ago)
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is these for discussion?
Posted: at 12-03-2010 06:06 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- dirtykid at 12-03-2010 06:09 PM (14 years ago)
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is too much !!

Posted: at 12-03-2010 06:09 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- PreetyInstinct at 12-03-2010 07:21 PM (14 years ago)
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How many of these does ur waco possess? Tongue

Posted: at 12-03-2010 07:21 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- docreala at 12-03-2010 07:42 PM (14 years ago)
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definately no 2
Posted: at 12-03-2010 07:42 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sweetrae at 12-03-2010 08:26 PM (14 years ago)
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I read the first 10 and they r lies..
no need to read the rest...lol
Posted: at 12-03-2010 08:26 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Priceless-jewel at 12-03-2010 08:35 PM (14 years ago)
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Madam where did u get dis 4rm?Cos most of them does nt applies 2 me
Posted: at 12-03-2010 08:35 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ishola1000 at 12-03-2010 10:05 PM (14 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 12-03-2010 10:05 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- vantheo at 12-03-2010 10:11 PM (14 years ago)
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You this aunty vero everytime men men men men men men. Wetin we do u na?

Posted: at 12-03-2010 10:11 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- onchedu at 13-03-2010 12:18 AM (14 years ago)
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No. 5 is sooo TRUE!
Posted: at 13-03-2010 12:18 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- onchedu at 13-03-2010 12:26 AM (14 years ago)
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9, 10, 11, 12,.... Looks like all this is TRUE. I'll check the rest later.
Posted: at 13-03-2010 12:26 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Toks-E at 13-03-2010 01:10 AM (14 years ago)
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2, is a big lie

Posted: at 13-03-2010 01:10 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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