Question: "What would you like to drink , fruit juice, soda, tea, milo, chocolate, or coffee?" Answer: "Tea please" Question: Ceylon tea, herbal tea, bush tea, honey bush tea, ice tea or green tea?" Answer: " Ceylon tea please" Question: "How would you like it? Black or white?" Answer: "White please" Question: "Milk, whitener, or condensed milk?" Answer: "Milk please " Question: "Goat milk, camel milk or cow milk?" Answer: "Cow milk please." Question: "Milk from Freezeland or Afrikaner cow?" Answer : " Afrikaner cow please." Question: " Warm or cold?" Answer: "Warm please." Question: "Full cream, low fat or fat free?" Answer: "Umm , I'll rather take it black please." Question: "Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?" Answer: "With sugar please." Question: "Beet sugar or cane sugar?" Answer: "Cane sugar please." Question: "White, brown or yellow sugar?" Answer: "Just forget about the tea. I'll have a glass of water instead please." Question: "Mineral or still water ? " Answer: "Mineral water please." Question: "Flavoured or non-flavoured ?" Answer: "Damn it! Just get me water from the river, I don't want to know which river.
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