Gents Go Out

Date: 22-03-2010 2:21 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Lee Diaxoul
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- at 22-03-2010 02:21 PM (14 years ago)
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These four gents go out to play golf one sunny morning. One is detained in the clubhouse, and the other three are discussing their children while walking to the first tee. "My son," says one, "has made quite a name for himself in the homebuilding industry. He began as a carpenter, but now owns his own design and construction firm. He's so successful in fact, in the last year he was able to give a good friend a brand new home as a gift."

The second man, not to be outdone, allows how his son began his career as a car salesman, but now owns a multi-line dealership. "He's so successful, in fact, in the last six months he gave a friend two brand new cars as a gift."

The third man's son has worked his way up through a stock brokerage and in the last few weeks has given a good friend a large stock portfolio as a gift.

As the fourth man arrives at the tee box, another tells him that they have been discussing their progeny and asks what line his son is in.

"To tell the truth, I'm not very pleased with how my son has turned out, he replies. "For fifteen years, he's been a hairdresser, and I've just recently discovered he's a practicing homosegxwal. But, on the bright side, he must be good at what he does because his last three boyfriends have given him a brand new house, two cars, and a big pile of stock certificates."

Posted: at 22-03-2010 02:21 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
- MrDon at 22-03-2010 04:20 PM (14 years ago)
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damn funi guy, ur best
Posted: at 22-03-2010 04:20 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Bazemaster at 22-03-2010 04:35 PM (14 years ago)
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I never wan die laughing

Posted: at 22-03-2010 04:35 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- diaxoul at 22-03-2010 05:40 PM (14 years ago)
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thanks Mr Don at least u have confess i am good no bad mouth this time, but i wonder which category be your position. LOL
Posted: at 22-03-2010 05:40 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- ishola1000 at 22-03-2010 07:43 PM (14 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 22-03-2010 07:43 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- diaxoul at 23-03-2010 01:27 PM (14 years ago)
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@ mazemaster no be ur potion and hey sorry say  i remix ur name but the remix sweet pass the original 
Posted: at 23-03-2010 01:27 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- add12 at 23-03-2010 04:53 PM (14 years ago)
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f.....unny
Posted: at 23-03-2010 04:53 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MrDon at 23-03-2010 05:00 PM (14 years ago)
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Grin
Posted: at 23-03-2010 05:00 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- lyinka at 23-03-2010 09:13 PM (14 years ago)
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cool

Posted: at 23-03-2010 09:13 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sweetrae at 23-03-2010 11:10 PM (14 years ago)
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ahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaha
Posted: at 23-03-2010 11:10 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- lyinka at 24-03-2010 12:50 AM (14 years ago)
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nice indeed

Posted: at 24-03-2010 12:50 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onchedu at 24-03-2010 12:09 PM (14 years ago)
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Now this is FUNNY!!! Smiley)
Posted: at 24-03-2010 12:09 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- loverrose at 24-03-2010 12:52 PM (14 years ago)
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U jst  made ma de!!!!! F-U-N-N-Y
Posted: at 24-03-2010 12:52 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- MrDon at 24-03-2010 12:56 PM (14 years ago)
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then will u make my night??? Grin
Posted: at 24-03-2010 12:56 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- diaxoul at 25-03-2010 04:12 PM (14 years ago)
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@Mr Don no be u Loverrose dey talk to, she dey talk to the poster which is me. so why u dey collect credit for the work were u no do.

@ loverrose thanks better person

@ onchedu  u are saying now this is funny as if there has be a joke i said that wasn't funny
Posted: at 25-03-2010 04:12 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- add12 at 25-03-2010 04:16 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: diaxoul on 25-03-2010 04:12 PM
@Mr Don no be u Loverrose dey talk to, she dey talk to the poster which is me. so why u dey collect credit for the work were u no do.

@ loverrose thanks better person

@ onchedu  u are saying now this is funny as if there has be a joke i said that wasn't funny
NO MIND THEM BRO
Posted: at 25-03-2010 04:16 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- colenzo at 25-03-2010 05:18 PM (14 years ago)
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i try shaa i hail u bro

Posted: at 25-03-2010 05:18 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- diaxoul at 25-03-2010 05:52 PM (14 years ago)
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cool colenzo
Posted: at 25-03-2010 05:52 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- lyinka at 25-03-2010 07:03 PM (14 years ago)
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kool

Posted: at 25-03-2010 07:03 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 25-03-2010 11:43 PM (14 years ago)
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posted b4...lol
Posted: at 25-03-2010 11:43 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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