Egusi: Mexico to apologise to Nigerian for illegal detention (Page 3)

Date: 28-03-2010 11:03 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Daniel Bosai
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- oskarrr at 30-03-2010 12:17 PM (14 years ago)
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Mexicans must include egusi in their recipe to enhance their misfunction brain activities
Posted: at 30-03-2010 12:17 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- icesharmony at 30-03-2010 01:31 PM (14 years ago)
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I dnt kw y al dis white bhave lik camels,do day wnt 2tel us dat d difference btw egusi n cocain is nt kw...I blame demmmmmm mak dem eat native food 4wer,we tnk GOD SHA
Posted: at 30-03-2010 01:31 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- icesharmony at 30-03-2010 01:44 PM (14 years ago)
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Dem kw hw much 2tak grand egusi n hw much 2tak buy dryfish..Abeg mak dem go burn bush wit ices block
Posted: at 30-03-2010 01:44 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- midasmanny at 30-03-2010 02:50 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: agabs on 30-03-2010 11:34 AM
The border inspectors did their duty. Cocaine is smuggled in many forms.

Ladies u see what happens when u turn your Husband to an errand man? You see? Am sure the wife begged and begged and begged for the Man to help her deliver that Egusi. See the outcome? Do u see outcome? Make una arrange unaselves.
[/quotgood sense of humour
Posted: at 30-03-2010 02:50 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- matrixer at 30-03-2010 03:41 PM (14 years ago)
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lmao...dat was dumb!!
Posted: at 30-03-2010 03:41 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- agabs at 30-03-2010 03:51 PM (14 years ago)
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Am sure the Mexican Police gave the man back his Egusi after investigation, if it were in Nigeria, that man would not dream of getting his Egusi back. The Egusi would have been tested(tasted) so much that nothing would have been left for the man at the end of the day.

Police/Custom/Immigration children must chop. And thank God the Egusi was grounded. I am sure if it wasn't there wouldn't be wahalla. Grounded Egusieeeeeeee? How appropriate for OC's wife. Go take the Egusi go house and send pikin to buy 3cup of garri, and Ice-Fish, the next thing u know, Egusi Soup is ready, Evening food don Complete. Thank God for bribery and Nigerians that carry grounded Egusi About.

If police collect your Egusi for this country, how dare u ask for ur Egusi back. U no tank God for ur life, u d ask officer for Egusi......  

It is funny. Very funny. Egusi don finally join the list of things wey the cause wahalla for Nigerians.

PDP,
NEPA,
NIGER DELTAL MILITANT
BOKO HARAM
JOS FULANI MERCENARIES
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EGUSI(Last but not the least on the list)

BEWARE OF EGUSI.

ha ahahahhahahhahhahhahahhahahhaha
Posted: at 30-03-2010 03:51 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- monteeiyke at 30-03-2010 03:53 PM (14 years ago)
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That means say me i go be millonaire soon, since dem no fit differeciate egusi and cocaine, na im be say i go dey enter mexico go dey sell egusi as cocain. MAGA most pay
Posted: at 30-03-2010 03:53 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- agabs at 30-03-2010 04:10 PM (14 years ago)
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Naija people una see, una see my guy above? Shay una dey here?

If I be Oyibo person I will advice my children, I drag their ear till e long like zomo the hare own, I go con the shake my finger, con d vomit yarns, "NEVER EVER TRUST A NIGERIAN, NEVER EVER TRUST A NIGERIAN, NEVER EVER TRUST A NIGERIAN".

Egusi can be plenty things. Niger?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh??

Ha aha hahahahahhahahhah.

Dem say approximately a hundred thousand Nijah Chicks dey italy d do ashawo.

Do know the meaning of 100,000 human's? 100,000 human beings d for italy d do ashawo?

And una say make dem no test Egusi for cocaine? Ehn? Ha aha aha ahahahhahaha.

Make una stop this hypicrisy. As a Nigerian, if I was in those guys shoes, Immediately, I go make sure say them go check the residence of the recipient of Egusi for "Egusi and Cocaine Separating Apparatuses". No kidding.

We should expect rough treatment from foreigners. When we start conforming to the Laws of Nigeria and the Laws of nature, only then should we expect better from foreigners.

To show u how shady we dey, even as a nation(not as individuals), Can u please tell me how our president is doing? Not acting president oo000. Okay, some of una don forget say Goodluck na acting presidents, una no know say we still get president? ha aha aha ahahahahh. Nijah people. Baba God were u dey?
Posted: at 30-03-2010 04:10 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- hansgans at 30-03-2010 06:08 PM (14 years ago)
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hmmm maybe they are newly recruted officers looking for promo. because egusi and coco dey difrence well well so make dem go learn how to work
Posted: at 30-03-2010 06:08 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- wopkon at 30-03-2010 08:18 PM (14 years ago)
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unnessecery
Posted: at 30-03-2010 08:18 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- ammyjane at 30-03-2010 09:58 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: ayo112 on 29-03-2010 09:58 AM
na craze dey worry them

I agree with you my brother, na big big craze dey worry them
Posted: at 30-03-2010 09:58 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- megafather1 at 30-03-2010 10:03 PM (14 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 30-03-2010 10:03 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Desdee101 at 30-03-2010 11:10 PM (14 years ago)
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Kolo mexican people, cocain n egusi no even resemble, maybe d fool wey check d egusi himself don high die, dats y him no fit differentiate egusi n coke... I no blame dem, i blame dat fool wey been wan go bomb plane 4america, com make airports securities dey any naijaman wey dem see.
Posted: at 30-03-2010 11:10 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- omatu at 30-03-2010 11:15 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: myragonza on 30-03-2010 08:03 AM
Quote from: mazi on 29-03-2010 01:29 AM
really dumb....wotz d resemblance btwn egusi nd cocaine?


i wonder ooooo....if they wanna say garri is cocaine,its excusable but egusi...?thats so stupid!!!even a newborn knows the difference.... Grin Grin Grin Grin

garri not cocaine either.
 Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 30-03-2010 11:15 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omatu at 30-03-2010 11:19 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: midasmanny on 30-03-2010 02:50 PM
Quote from: agabs on 30-03-2010 11:34 AM
The border inspectors did their duty. Cocaine is smuggled in many forms.

Ladies u see what happens when u turn your Husband to an errand man? You see? Am sure the wife begged and begged and begged for the Man to help her deliver that Egusi. See the outcome? Do u see outcome? Make una arrange unaselves.
[/quotgood sense of humour
good sense of humor but also sexist.
Posted: at 30-03-2010 11:19 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omatu at 30-03-2010 11:23 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: agabs on 30-03-2010 04:10 PM
Naija people una see, una see my guy above? Shay una dey here?

If I be Oyibo person I will advice my children, I drag their ear till e long like zomo the hare own, I go con the shake my finger, con d vomit yarns, "NEVER EVER TRUST A NIGERIAN, NEVER EVER TRUST A NIGERIAN, NEVER EVER TRUST A NIGERIAN".

Egusi can be plenty things. Niger?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh??

Ha aha hahahahahhahahhah.

Dem say approximately a hundred thousand Nijah Chicks dey italy d do ashawo.

Do know the meaning of 100,000 human's? 100,000 human beings d for italy d do ashawo?

And una say make dem no test Egusi for cocaine? Ehn? Ha aha aha ahahahhahaha.

Make una stop this hypicrisy. As a Nigerian, if I was in those guys shoes, Immediately, I go make sure say them go check the residence of the recipient of Egusi for "Egusi and Cocaine Separating Apparatuses". No kidding.

We should expect rough treatment from foreigners. When we start conforming to the Laws of Nigeria and the Laws of nature, only then should we expect better from foreigners.

To show u how shady we dey, even as a nation(not as individuals), Can u please tell me how our president is doing? Not acting president oo000. Okay, some of una don forget say Goodluck na acting presidents, una no know say we still get president? ha aha aha ahahahahh. Nijah people. Baba God were u dey?

stop the hating.
Posted: at 30-03-2010 11:23 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Desdee101 at 30-03-2010 11:40 PM (14 years ago)
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Maybe d fool wey check d egusi don high on dat iisshh dats y him no fit differentiate... Bt i no blame dem 2much, i blame dat fool wey been wan go bomb american plane 4december, com make airport securities dey suspect any naijaman dem see... Dia fada!!!  nufin do 9ja!
Posted: at 30-03-2010 11:40 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- Tdohimself at 31-03-2010 02:14 AM (14 years ago)
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Thats y professional shld b employed so that pple do not get embarassed unneccesarily even by those who do not even kw d job.
Posted: at 31-03-2010 02:14 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- omatu at 31-03-2010 03:32 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Tdohimself on 31-03-2010 02:14 AM
Thats y professional shld b employed so that pple do not get embarassed unneccesarily even by those who do not even kw d job.
agreed.
open Nigerian restaurant in Mexico and serve egusi soup will help as well.
 Grin
Posted: at 31-03-2010 03:32 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skipo4u at 31-03-2010 05:42 AM (14 years ago)
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funny
Posted: at 31-03-2010 05:42 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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