Smart Bastard

Date: 29-03-2010 4:34 pm (15 years ago) | Author: Lee Diaxoul
- at 29-03-2010 04:34 PM (15 years ago)
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Don desperately wanted to have sex with the hot girl at his work, but she had a man. so one day Don got so desperate that he went to her and said...

Don.... i will give you £100 if you let me have sex with you.

the girl looked at him shocked and said  "hell no"
and
Don said ..i will be really quick and  i will throw the money on the floor, all u do is bend over  to pick it and i will be finished by the time you pick it up.

the girl thought for a moment and told Don that she will have to call her man. So she called him and explained the situation and her man said she should ask for £200 and she should be fast in picking up the money so Don will not be able to take off his pants down. she agreed and accepts the proposal.

60 minutes go by  and her man is still waiting for his girlfriends call.

finally 2 hours, her man calls and asks, "what the funk happened" the girl still breathing hard she manage to reply  that bastard had it all in 2p coins.

Posted: at 29-03-2010 04:34 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
- Mistura at 29-03-2010 04:50 PM (15 years ago)
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very funny
Posted: at 29-03-2010 04:50 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- diaxoul at 29-03-2010 05:16 PM (15 years ago)
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thanks, guess Mr Don will be happy that he is a Smart Dude
Posted: at 29-03-2010 05:16 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- KleverC at 29-03-2010 05:51 PM (15 years ago)
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nice
Posted: at 29-03-2010 05:51 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- add12 at 29-03-2010 06:29 PM (15 years ago)
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yeahh that is mr don smart one thre Grin Grin
Posted: at 29-03-2010 06:29 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- blesyn003 at 29-03-2010 06:31 PM (15 years ago)
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funny lol
Posted: at 29-03-2010 06:31 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- add12 at 29-03-2010 06:33 PM (15 years ago)
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2 funny
Posted: at 29-03-2010 06:33 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- KleverC at 29-03-2010 06:35 PM (15 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 29-03-2010 06:35 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- add12 at 29-03-2010 06:36 PM (15 years ago)
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kleverc haw far  nah
Posted: at 29-03-2010 06:36 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 29-03-2010 06:40 PM (15 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin   see enjoyment
Posted: at 29-03-2010 06:40 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- add12 at 29-03-2010 06:42 PM (15 years ago)
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coolguy watin happin were you run go
Posted: at 29-03-2010 06:42 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 29-03-2010 06:48 PM (15 years ago)
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who tell u say i run ,,...  abi u no dey see me Grin Grin
Posted: at 29-03-2010 06:48 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- add12 at 29-03-2010 06:49 PM (15 years ago)
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yes nah you no run
Posted: at 29-03-2010 06:49 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 29-03-2010 06:54 PM (15 years ago)
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no i run nahhhhh ....i dey on a business trip Grin Grin  with the UN
Posted: at 29-03-2010 06:54 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- add12 at 29-03-2010 06:56 PM (15 years ago)
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oooh welcome
Posted: at 29-03-2010 06:56 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 29-03-2010 07:00 PM (15 years ago)
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to where? am from where?
Posted: at 29-03-2010 07:00 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 29-03-2010 09:00 PM (15 years ago)
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my joke if the day..
Posted: at 29-03-2010 09:00 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- darkniko48 at 29-03-2010 09:18 PM (15 years ago)
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Thats kinda nice. But i think d girl ready 4 d thing sef,and d bf of d girl gan dey dull my spirit. Its gud 2 b smart sha.abi ?
Posted: at 29-03-2010 09:18 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- coolguys235 at 29-03-2010 11:16 PM (15 years ago)
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which thing the gurl dey ready for
Posted: at 29-03-2010 11:16 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Bazemaster at 30-03-2010 01:25 AM (15 years ago)
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U try
Posted: at 30-03-2010 01:25 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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