Achmad came to the United States from Afghanistan, and he was only here a few months when he became very ill. He went to doctor after doctor, but none of them could help him. Finally, he went to an Arab doctor. The doctor said, "Take dees bocket, go into de odder room, poop in de bocket, pee on de poop, and den put you...r head down over de bocket and breathe in de fumes for ten minutes." Achmad took the bucket, went into the other room, pooped in the bucket, peed on the poop, bent over and breathed in the fumes for ten minutes. Coming back to the doctor he said, "It worked. I feel terrific! "What was wrong with me?" The doctor said, "You were homesick." !!!!!
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Posted: at 5-04-2010 04:06 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Bazemaster at 6-04-2010 10:29 AM (15 years ago) (m)
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I report from ma BAZEHOOD, niggaz feeling ma BAZESWAG 'cos it's hooded like my nigga HOODEDSWAG coming from BAZESQUAD in da BAZESTUDIOS UNITED.... I AM BAZEMASTER
Posted: at 6-04-2010 10:29 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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