FEDEX guy wants to buy mum !!!!!

Date: 05-04-2010 4:16 pm (14 years ago) | Author: 14_Inches
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- at 5-04-2010 04:16 PM (14 years ago)
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Little Davie attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs, rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Davie asked, "Dad, why are you doing that?" His father replied, "Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they ...are healthy and in good shape before I buy." Little Davie, looking worried, said, "Dad, I think the FEDEX guy wants to buy Mom." !!!!


14_Inches

Posted: at 5-04-2010 04:16 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Bazemaster at 6-04-2010 10:42 AM (14 years ago)
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hahahahaha, this joke tight
Posted: at 6-04-2010 10:42 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- size1 at 6-04-2010 11:02 AM (14 years ago)
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my hand no dey o!
Posted: at 6-04-2010 11:02 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Doshe at 6-04-2010 11:43 AM (14 years ago)
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Abeg ohhhhhhhhh
Posted: at 6-04-2010 11:43 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- vantheo at 6-04-2010 11:45 AM (14 years ago)
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I no fit shout
Posted: at 6-04-2010 11:45 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- sabiti at 9-04-2010 09:28 AM (14 years ago)
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alarm don blow
Posted: at 9-04-2010 09:28 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- caloysuis at 9-04-2010 10:15 AM (14 years ago)
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take it easy 
Posted: at 9-04-2010 10:15 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- caloysuis at 9-04-2010 10:15 AM (14 years ago)
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take it easy 
Posted: at 9-04-2010 10:15 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- KleverC at 9-04-2010 12:57 PM (14 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 9-04-2010 12:57 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- prettyb4eva at 9-04-2010 01:42 PM (14 years ago)
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omg
Posted: at 9-04-2010 01:42 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 9-04-2010 02:56 PM (14 years ago)
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funny
Posted: at 9-04-2010 02:56 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- stranz at 9-04-2010 05:00 PM (14 years ago)
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nice one lol
Posted: at 9-04-2010 05:00 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- 14_Inches_Long at 10-04-2010 08:47 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: prettyb4eva on  9-04-2010 01:42 PM
omg

I think I will like to buy prettyb4eva !!!!!!


14_Inches
Posted: at 10-04-2010 08:47 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- eshiet143 at 10-04-2010 09:49 AM (14 years ago)
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  this is really funny.
Posted: at 10-04-2010 09:49 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- just2sexy at 10-04-2010 09:54 AM (14 years ago)
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14 u dey craze
Posted: at 10-04-2010 09:54 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- MrDon at 10-04-2010 01:04 PM (14 years ago)
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posted b4
Posted: at 10-04-2010 01:04 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- asaph at 10-04-2010 01:08 PM (14 years ago)
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Thums up fot poster
Posted: at 10-04-2010 01:08 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MrDon at 10-04-2010 01:20 PM (14 years ago)
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sojaman u no get 'r' for ur laptop???
Posted: at 10-04-2010 01:20 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- 14_Inches_Long at 10-04-2010 02:33 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: just2sexy on 10-04-2010 09:54 AM
14 u dey craze

am serious. any other bidder Huh?? giong, going, gone inside my room!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



14_Inches
Posted: at 10-04-2010 02:33 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MrDon at 10-04-2010 02:39 PM (14 years ago)
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i can see u could do wit some sleep
Posted: at 10-04-2010 02:39 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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