Two Good Reasons

Date: 06-04-2010 12:56 pm (15 years ago) | Author: Gold Asaph
- at 6-04-2010 12:56 PM (15 years ago)
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One Early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up.
MOM: Wake up, son. It™s time to go to school.
SON: But why, Mama? I don™t want to go to school.
MOM: Give me two reasons why you don™t want to go to school.
SON: One, all the children hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me.
MOM: Oh! that™s not a r...eason. Come on, you have to go to school.
SON: Give me two good reasons WHY I *should* go to school?
MOM: One, you are FIFTY-TWO years old. Two, you are the PRINCIPAL of the school.

Posted: at 6-04-2010 12:56 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- brightossy at 6-04-2010 01:43 PM (15 years ago)
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I no go laf
Posted: at 6-04-2010 01:43 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- asaph at 6-04-2010 02:00 PM (15 years ago)
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fine, no sweat
Posted: at 6-04-2010 02:00 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 6-04-2010 02:04 PM (15 years ago)
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hahahahahahahaha.... oops, did i laugh? Grin
Posted: at 6-04-2010 02:04 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- asaph at 6-04-2010 02:26 PM (15 years ago)
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y not kris?
Posted: at 6-04-2010 02:26 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emmymth at 6-04-2010 02:29 PM (15 years ago)
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i laugh.D guy mama sef?wetin her son dey do 4 her house?
Posted: at 6-04-2010 02:29 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- asaph at 6-04-2010 02:38 PM (15 years ago)
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and thats funny 2
Posted: at 6-04-2010 02:38 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- deguzman at 7-04-2010 08:48 AM (15 years ago)
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i c
Posted: at 7-04-2010 08:48 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- asaph at 7-04-2010 01:46 PM (15 years ago)
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yeah
Posted: at 7-04-2010 01:46 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omatseye at 7-04-2010 01:54 PM (15 years ago)
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cool jk
Posted: at 7-04-2010 01:54 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ademola78 at 7-04-2010 02:30 PM (15 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

What a reason.....
Posted: at 7-04-2010 02:30 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- vantheo at 7-04-2010 05:20 PM (15 years ago)
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Hehehe
Posted: at 7-04-2010 05:20 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- MrDon at 11-04-2010 01:07 PM (15 years ago)
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sojaman u re beary funi
Posted: at 11-04-2010 01:07 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 11-04-2010 05:40 PM (15 years ago)
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not funny
Posted: at 11-04-2010 05:40 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- asaph at 11-04-2010 07:27 PM (15 years ago)
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its ok
Posted: at 11-04-2010 07:27 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dticycee at 12-04-2010 06:41 AM (15 years ago)
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hmm
Posted: at 12-04-2010 06:41 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- asaph at 12-04-2010 12:05 PM (15 years ago)
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yes
Posted: at 12-04-2010 12:05 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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