> 'Daddy, Daddy, I want to get married.'
>
> His father explains, 'For that Jack, you have to have a boy
> and a girl.'
>
> So Jack answers, 'I've already found a girl.'
>
> 'Who?' splutters his Dad.
>
> 'Grandma,' continues Jack happily.
>
> 'Now, let me get this straight,' his father says. 'You want
> to marry my mother? ................. You can't do that.'
>
> 'I don't see why not?' Jack responds, 'You married mine!'
>
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