Birthday Sex

Date: 11-04-2010 7:39 am (15 years ago) | Author: damola ajayi
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- at 11-04-2010 07:39 AM (15 years ago)
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Adam was talking to his friend at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday - she has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I'm stuck."

His friend said, "I have an idea! Why don't you make up a certificate saying she can have 60 minutes of great sex, any way she wants it. She'll probably be thrilled."
Adam decided to to his friend's advice.

The next day at the bar his friend said, "Well? Did you take my suggestion?"

"Yes, I did," Adam replied.

"Did she like it?"

"Oh yes! she jumped up , thanked me, kissed me on the forehead and ran out the door, yelling "I'll be back in an hour!!"

Posted: at 11-04-2010 07:39 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
- federico at 11-04-2010 07:58 AM (15 years ago)
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she don go phyuk otside be dat...
Posted: at 11-04-2010 07:58 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skipo4u at 11-04-2010 08:55 AM (15 years ago)
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funny....
Posted: at 11-04-2010 08:55 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- stranz at 11-04-2010 11:00 AM (15 years ago)
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ha am so thrilled
Posted: at 11-04-2010 11:00 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- vantheo at 11-04-2010 11:11 AM (15 years ago)
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lol

Posted: at 11-04-2010 11:11 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- MrDon at 11-04-2010 12:41 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: stranz on 11-04-2010 11:00 AM
ha am so thrilled

then u can have 60 min marvellous sex..............
Posted: at 11-04-2010 12:41 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Rabbitto at 11-04-2010 02:17 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: federico on 11-04-2010 07:58 AM
she don go phyuk otside be dat...
Gbam!!!!
Posted: at 11-04-2010 02:17 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- just2sexy at 11-04-2010 05:32 PM (15 years ago)
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funny

Posted: at 11-04-2010 05:32 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- ademola78 at 12-04-2010 01:13 AM (15 years ago)
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 Grin Grin

Unforgetable Present Grin

 Cool
Posted: at 12-04-2010 01:13 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dticycee at 12-04-2010 06:17 AM (15 years ago)
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dat serious
Posted: at 12-04-2010 06:17 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- favourtee at 12-04-2010 11:32 AM (15 years ago)
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FEDERICO::::.dirty minded
Posted: at 12-04-2010 11:32 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- add12 at 12-04-2010 11:34 AM (15 years ago)
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hm nice
Posted: at 12-04-2010 11:34 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- favourtee at 12-04-2010 11:37 AM (15 years ago)
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whats that?
Posted: at 12-04-2010 11:37 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- add12 at 12-04-2010 11:42 AM (15 years ago)
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it will be nice if any one can give me a certificate saying you can have 60 minutes of great sex with her, Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 12-04-2010 11:42 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- favourtee at 12-04-2010 11:49 AM (15 years ago)
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naughty annd sexy you...i wil give you contact
Posted: at 12-04-2010 11:49 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- add12 at 12-04-2010 12:18 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: favourtee on 12-04-2010 11:49 AM
naughty annd sexy you...i wil give you contact
Ok am waiting pls
Posted: at 12-04-2010 12:18 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- deguzman at 17-04-2010 01:52 PM (15 years ago)
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haha
Posted: at 17-04-2010 01:52 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MrDon at 17-04-2010 03:07 PM (15 years ago)
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i c
Posted: at 17-04-2010 03:07 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ksurrina at 17-04-2010 06:13 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: MrDon on 17-04-2010 03:07 PM
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 Grin Grin What do u see that the husband give the wife go ahead to have some thrilling sex. Or do u see that the wife telling him that he is not a thriller in bed.  Grin Grin Grin

Good one keep it coming ooo  Grin Grin

Posted: at 17-04-2010 06:13 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 18-04-2010 12:04 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: ksurrina on 17-04-2010 06:13 PM
Quote from: MrDon on 17-04-2010 03:07 PM
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 Grin Grin What do u see that the husband give the wife go ahead to have some thrilling sex. Or do u see that the wife telling him that he is not a thriller in bed.  Grin Grin Grin

Good one keep it coming ooo  Grin Grin

lol..he see that his wife has been cheating him b4..if not where and who is she going to have the sex with??
Posted: at 18-04-2010 12:04 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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