Smoking in the Rain

Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking a cigarette. It started to rain, so the old lady reached into her purse, took out a condom, cut off the tip and slipped it over her cigarette and continued to smoke.

Her friend saw this and said, "Hey that's a good idea! But, what is that thing you put over your cigarette?"

The other old lady said, "It's a condom."

"A condom? Where do you get those?"

The lady with the cigarette told her friend that you could purchase condoms at the pharmacy. When the two old ladies arrived downtown, the old lady with all the questions went into the pharmacy and asked the pharmacist if he sold condoms. The pharmacist said yes, but looked a little surprised that this old woman was interested in condoms, so he asked her, "What size do you want?"

The old lady thought for a minute and said, "One that will fit a Camel."

Posted: at 12-09-2008 12:26 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming

  camel size

Posted: at 21-09-2008 02:09 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

naaaah!!

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Posted: at 14-11-2009 11:21 AM (15 years ago) | Hero

hmmmmmmm

Posted: at 15-11-2009 12:10 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming

thats wondaful

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Posted: at 15-11-2009 03:39 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

are u 1 of those ladies?

Posted: at 15-11-2009 04:45 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

@asaph
let me try 2 remember.

Posted: at 15-11-2009 04:47 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

k,
lolz

Posted: at 15-11-2009 04:54 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

I LIKE THIS...MY ONLY WONDER IS THE FEELING THAT WOULD BE GOING THRU THE PHARMARCISTS MIND...AS HE MAY NEVER HAVE KNOWN THAT THERE IS A BRAND OF CIGARRETTE CALLED CAMEL..ITS SIMPLY A MIND UR LANGUAGE THING/SITUATION.

Posted: at 1-06-2011 05:31 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming

camel own small naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Posted: at 2-06-2011 11:52 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero