9 Types of Girlfriends

Miss. Nice Babe - "Tickets to the boxing match? Oh, darling, you shouldn't have!"  Smiley
Also known as: Whattagal, Precious, one of the boys, My Main Squeeze, Doormat
Advantages: Cheerful, agreeable, kindly
Disadvantages: May wise up someday

Old Yeller - "You spineless good-for-nothing drag-arse no-talent son of a naughty woman! Can't you see you're making me miserable??" Shocked Lips sealed
Also known as: She-Devil, Sourpuss, the Nag, My Old Lady, Warthog from Hell
Advantages: Pays attention to you
Disadvantages: Screeches, throws frying pans

Sickly - "Oh, my head. My head. My feet. My cramps. My cellulite."  Grin
Also known as: Whiner, Mewler, Grumpy
Advantages: Predictable   Disadvantages: Contagious

The Boss - "Stand up straight. Put on a different tie. Get a haircut. Change your job. Make some money. Don't give me that look."  Wink
Also known as: Whipcracker, The Sarge, Ms. Know-it-all, Ball and Chain, Yes Mom
Advantages: Often right
Disadvantages: Often right, but so what?

Miss. Vaguely Dissatisfied - "I just can't decide. Should I switch my career, goals, home, and hair color?"  Angry
Also known as: The Fretter, Worrywart, Typical, Aw C'mon Honey
Advantages: Easily soothed
Disadvantages: Even more easily perturbed

Wild Woman out of Control - "I've got an idea. Lez get drunk an' make love onna front lawn. I done it before. S'fun."
Also known as: Fast Girl, Freewheeler, Goodtime Charleena, Passed Out  Cheesy Cheesy hell yeahhh
Advantages: More fun than a barrel of monkeys
Disadvantages: Unreliable; drives off cliffs

Huffy - "I see nothing humorous in those silly cartoons you keep snickering at."  Embarrassed my worst nitemare Lips sealed
Also known as: No Fun, Humorless Prig, Cold fish, Chilly Proposition, Iceberg, Snarly
Advantages: Your friends will feel sorry for you
Disadvantages: You will have no friends


Woman from Mars - "I believe this interpretive dance will explain how I feel about our relationship."  Undecided
Also known as: The Babbler, Spooky Girl, Screwball, Loony, Bad News, Artistic
Advantages: Entertaining, unfathomable
Disadvantages: Will read her poetry aloud

Miss. Dreamgirl - "I am utterly content with you just the way you are, my handsome genius of a boyfriend. I think we must make love like crazed weasels now!"
Also known as: Ms. Right, Goddess, Knockout, Perfection, Gorgeous
Advantages: Funny, intelligent, uninhibited
Disadvantages: Will have nothing to do with you.  Tongue Tongue

Posted: at 25-04-2010 07:19 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming

Hizz

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Posted: at 25-04-2010 09:01 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero

passing

Posted: at 25-04-2010 09:26 PM (15 years ago) | Hero

for the ladies, which group do u fall into?

Posted: at 26-04-2010 02:10 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming

I belongs to none of them ooo. Am too unique lmao lmao

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Posted: at 26-04-2010 07:07 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

I go add your own join

Posted: at 27-04-2010 04:41 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming

Of all the sick characters mentioned above, I think the boss would be ok if one must choose from them since the dreamgirl doesn't exist. U wont have fun and will feel emasculated sometimes but Ur life would be in order.

That "wild woman out of control" rocks too but she sure as the devil can't be trusted to sit her ass down in one place.

Posted: at 27-04-2010 09:01 AM (15 years ago) | Hero

passing

Posted: at 27-04-2010 12:49 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming

make it 25

Posted: at 12-05-2010 01:47 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie

ok its good

Posted: at 12-05-2010 03:00 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming