"How have things been going?"
The second guy, speaking very slowly tells the first guy,
"I was almost married."
The first guy says in amazement,
"Hey, you don't stutter any more."
The answer comes, "Yes, I went to a doctor and he told me that if I speak slowly I will not stutter."
The first friend congratulates him and than asks again about how he was almost married.
"Well, my fiancee and I were sitting on her porch and the dog was scratching his back and I told her that when we are married, she can do that for me. And then she threw the ring in my face."
"Why should she throw the ring in your face for that?" asks the first friend.
"Well, I speak so slowly, that by the time she looked at the dog, he was licking his balls!"
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. but does that mean that the fiance could not leak his balls?
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