right now

Date: 26-04-2010 8:07 am (13 years ago) | Author: Sheenor
- at 26-04-2010 08:07 AM (13 years ago)
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A pastor walked into a bar intent on persuading the men
inside to go to Heaven. Walking up to the first man he
meets, he asks him, "Do you want to go to Heaven?"

"Yes pastor, I do," the man replied.

"Then stand over there against the wall," the pastor said.
Turning to the second man, he again asked, "Do you want to
go to Heaven?"

"Certainly," was the man's reply.

"Then stand over there against the wall." Turning to the
third man, the pastor said, "Do you want to go to Heaven?"

"No, Pastor, I don't."

This answer took the pastor by surprise. "I don't believe
this. You mean to tell me that when you die you don't want
to go to Heaven?"

Replied the third man, "Oh, when I die... well, yes. I
thought you were getting a group together to go right now."
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Posted: at 26-04-2010 08:07 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
- sabiti at 27-04-2010 11:37 PM (13 years ago)
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Posted: at 27-04-2010 11:37 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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