Closing Time

Date: 27-04-2010 2:09 am (15 years ago) | Author: benti Adex
- at 27-04-2010 02:09 AM (15 years ago)
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A bartender is closing for the night when there's a knock at the back door. When he answers, a dirty-looking homeless guy asks him for a toothpick. The bartender is a little surprised, but he gives him a toothpick and the guy walks away.

A few minutes later, there's a second knock at the door. When he answers, there's another homeless guy outside who asks for a toothpick. The second man gets his toothpick, and off he goes.

A few minutes later, there's a third knock at the door, and a third homeless guy is standing there. "let me guess," the bartender says. "You want a toothpick."

"Actually, no, but can I have a straw?" the homeless guy replies.

The bartender gives it to him and says, "Two guys wanted toothpicks, and you wanted a straw. What the hell is going on?"

"Well, some drunk threw up on the sidewalk earlier but all the good stuff's gone already."

Posted: at 27-04-2010 02:09 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- sweetrae at 28-04-2010 12:07 AM (15 years ago)
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uuugghhh! GROSS!!!
Posted: at 28-04-2010 12:07 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- elusakin at 28-04-2010 02:12 AM (15 years ago)
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Yuck!
Posted: at 28-04-2010 02:12 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- stranz at 28-04-2010 09:43 AM (15 years ago)
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owww,goat shit
Posted: at 28-04-2010 09:43 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- moneyinbrakemi at 28-04-2010 10:56 AM (15 years ago)
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this joke SUCKS
Posted: at 28-04-2010 10:56 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- MrDon at 28-04-2010 11:15 AM (15 years ago)
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this joke made me throe up, so guys get ur toothpick.................
Posted: at 28-04-2010 11:15 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- moneyinbrakemi at 28-04-2010 11:22 AM (15 years ago)
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I need a straw
Posted: at 28-04-2010 11:22 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Kristiantus at 28-04-2010 11:28 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: MrDon on 28-04-2010 11:15 AM
this joke made me throe up, so guys get ur toothpick.................
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Yuck!!! garri and groundnut?.... mr. don, na garri and ground you drink this morning? Huh?
Posted: at 28-04-2010 11:28 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- moneyinbrakemi at 28-04-2010 11:40 AM (15 years ago)
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E dey show for face?
Na U know O KRIS
Posted: at 28-04-2010 11:40 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Idafatouceesay at 28-04-2010 02:44 PM (15 years ago)
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That is sooooooooooooooo nasty...............lol.....love it
Posted: at 28-04-2010 02:44 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- MrDon at 28-04-2010 04:29 PM (15 years ago)
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ur name too long darling, Kris na chicken periperi i chop ooo, Grin
Posted: at 28-04-2010 04:29 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- vantheo at 28-04-2010 11:14 PM (15 years ago)
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WTF!
Posted: at 28-04-2010 11:14 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- dimeks at 28-04-2010 11:25 PM (15 years ago)
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save this joke and read it anyday you want to vomit.........
Posted: at 28-04-2010 11:25 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- deguzman at 1-05-2010 06:07 PM (15 years ago)
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phyuk
Posted: at 1-05-2010 06:07 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- democrazy at 1-05-2010 06:46 PM (15 years ago)
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Oh boy!!!

One fat solder jus troway him own for mama putts!!! you waan straw or spoon?
Posted: at 1-05-2010 06:46 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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