Crime And Punishment

Date: 02-10-2007 2:51 pm (17 years ago) | Author: Chocotastiez
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- at 2-10-2007 02:51 PM (17 years ago)
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This game goes this way: You say the crime and someone gives you a punishment.
for ex:

Jaywalking--I'll give you 5 months in Jail with a 30 day psych treatment..lol. and it continues on and on..get it??

Posted: at 2-10-2007 02:51 PM (17 years ago) | Addicted Hero
- Vixenx at 2-10-2007 04:46 PM (17 years ago)
(f)
Grand Theft Auto.
Posted: at 2-10-2007 04:46 PM (17 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- cherry at 3-10-2007 05:46 AM (17 years ago)
(f)
Grand theft auto - I sentence u to 1 year in rehab and your foot and fingers should be cut off!!!

    Spitting at a grocery store cashier.
Posted: at 3-10-2007 05:46 AM (17 years ago) | Newbie
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- myragonza at 3-10-2007 09:08 AM (17 years ago)
(f)
sentence under section 2 of myra's law - - - - Lick back the spit from the grocer's face.....unless u would like to have the grocer spit back at u well well.........muahahahahahahahaha(evil laughter)



Child molesting.........

Posted: at 3-10-2007 09:08 AM (17 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Vixenx at 8-10-2007 02:59 PM (17 years ago)
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two life sentences without a chance of parole..no breakfast or lunch. Only dinners served on a concrete floor..a chalk to write on your cell wall saying" i will not molest anymore..i am not Michael Jackson.."1000 times!!lol..lol..lol..lol Grin Grin Grin

Breaking and entering
Posted: at 8-10-2007 02:59 PM (17 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- myragonza at 9-10-2007 04:20 AM (17 years ago)
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ANAL SEX in prison.....let the culprit feels how its like to have ur property  being "broke and entered".....hahahahahahahahahaha.....



Arson....

Posted: at 9-10-2007 04:20 AM (17 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Vixenx at 9-10-2007 03:07 PM (17 years ago)
(f)
Spend about 2 hours inside an empty gas tanker.. Dowse you with some gasoline. Bring you back to my house.. Place you inside my fire place and watch you REALLY BURN!!!..LOL

Shop-lifting....

Posted: at 9-10-2007 03:07 PM (17 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- myragonza at 15-10-2007 10:51 AM (17 years ago)
(f)
have both your hands CHOPPED and SCREWED..........!!!RemIx.....



Rape.....

Posted: at 15-10-2007 10:51 AM (17 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Vixenx at 15-10-2007 01:22 PM (17 years ago)
(f)
Cut off all your female organs...

Trespassing........
Posted: at 15-10-2007 01:22 PM (17 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- myragonza at 18-10-2007 06:15 AM (17 years ago)
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Pin u to the wall and start throwing rotten eggs at u.........




Polygamy

Posted: at 18-10-2007 06:15 AM (17 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Vixenx at 18-10-2007 01:25 PM (17 years ago)
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I'll bring the men from the Hospice and make you marry them all..and them have sex with all of them at the same time...d**k all in all the holes all  over your body..eyes..nose..and all...lol..lol

Vehicular Homicide.....
Posted: at 18-10-2007 01:25 PM (17 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- myragonza at 19-10-2007 11:15 AM (17 years ago)
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burn u  in a diesel/petrol truck.....hahahahahahha.....



peeing in the lift....

Posted: at 19-10-2007 11:15 AM (17 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Vixenx at 19-10-2007 01:42 PM (17 years ago)
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Have my lil nephew run around your house with no diaper and piss all over your carpet..bed..and couches...

Suicide attempt....
Posted: at 19-10-2007 01:42 PM (17 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- myragonza at 20-10-2007 10:09 AM (17 years ago)
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shot in public....



drug trafficking

Posted: at 20-10-2007 10:09 AM (17 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Vixenx at 20-10-2007 03:09 PM (17 years ago)
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Make you swallow all those drugs at the same time...and feel the effect...

Identity theft.......
Posted: at 20-10-2007 03:09 PM (17 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- myragonza at 21-10-2007 12:01 PM (17 years ago)
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strip them naled in pub;ic and let people know their true identity in and out.....




Pet abuser....

Posted: at 21-10-2007 12:01 PM (17 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Vixenx at 21-10-2007 04:23 PM (17 years ago)
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Be abused right back....and see what it feels like...

Tapping a phone line........
Posted: at 21-10-2007 04:23 PM (17 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- myragonza at 22-10-2007 09:47 AM (17 years ago)
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Tie the person from where he is right to where he tapped the line to...



Hit-and-Run......

Posted: at 22-10-2007 09:47 AM (17 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Vixenx at 22-10-2007 05:10 PM (17 years ago)
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Get some honeypot ass..trifflin' ass no good 4 nothin phyuk nigga to "hit and run"

419
Posted: at 22-10-2007 05:10 PM (17 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- herre at 22-10-2007 08:48 PM (17 years ago)
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20 yrs community service
arson
Posted: at 22-10-2007 08:48 PM (17 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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