Keeping Your Mouth Shut

Date: 07-05-2010 12:50 am (15 years ago) | Author: Sheenor
- at 7-05-2010 12:50 AM (15 years ago)
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A woman who was beaten black and blue, went to the doctor.

Doctor: What happened?”

Woman: “Doctor, I don’t know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk, he beats me to a pulp.”

Doctor: “I have a real good medicine for that. Whenever your husband comes home inebriated, just take a glass of chamomile tea and start gargling with it.Just gargle and gargle.”

Two weeks later she returns to the doctor,and looks reborn and fresh again.

Woman: “Doc, That was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came home drunk, I gargled with chamomile tea and gargled and nothing happened.”

Doctor: “You see how keeping your mouth shut helps!”

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