Morning Curses

Date: 10-05-2010 11:42 am (15 years ago) | Author: collins smith
- at 10-05-2010 11:42 AM (15 years ago)
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A seven-year-old tells his four-year-old brother that they should start swearing. "When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'll say 'hell' and you say 'ass.'" The four-year-old happily agrees.

At breakfast, the seven-year-old says, "Aw hell, Mom, I'll just have some toast."

The surprised mother quickly smacks him. The boy runs upstairs crying. The mother turns to the younger boy, "And what would YOU like for breakfast?"

"I don't know," the four-year-old blubbers, "but you can bet your ass it's not gonna be toast!"

Posted: at 10-05-2010 11:42 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- stranz at 12-05-2010 05:36 PM (15 years ago)
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can't stop laughing
Posted: at 12-05-2010 05:36 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- vantheo at 13-05-2010 03:12 PM (15 years ago)
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Chei!! Grin
Posted: at 13-05-2010 03:12 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- moneyinbrakemi at 13-05-2010 08:37 PM (15 years ago)
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Seen b4?
Posted: at 13-05-2010 08:37 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 13-05-2010 09:12 PM (15 years ago)
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posted b4
Posted: at 13-05-2010 09:12 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- federico at 14-05-2010 12:31 AM (14 years ago)
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posted b5
Posted: at 14-05-2010 12:31 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- blesyn003 at 14-05-2010 10:07 AM (14 years ago)
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Funny
Posted: at 14-05-2010 10:07 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 14-05-2010 10:20 AM (14 years ago)
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booger
Posted: at 14-05-2010 10:20 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- KleverC at 14-05-2010 11:46 AM (14 years ago)
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funny
Posted: at 14-05-2010 11:46 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- colenzo at 14-05-2010 01:44 PM (14 years ago)
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i see
Posted: at 14-05-2010 01:44 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- moneyinbrakemi at 14-05-2010 08:34 PM (14 years ago)
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hehe!
Posted: at 14-05-2010 08:34 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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