FROM: Human Resources
It has been brought to
management's attention
that some individuals
throughout the company
have been using foul
language during the course
of normal conversation with
their co-workers. Due to
complaints received from
some employees who may
be easily offended, this type
of language will be no
longer tolerated.
We do however, realize the
critical importance of being
able to accurately express
your feelings when
communicating with co-
workers, therefore, a list of
"TRY SAYING" new phrases
has been provided so that
proper exchange of ideas
and information can
continue in an effective
manner without risk of
offending our more sensitive
employees.
SO...
TRY SAYING
Perhaps I can work late.
INSTEAD OF
When the phyuk do you
expect me to do this?
TRY SAYING
I'm certain that is not
feasible.
INSTEAD OF
No phyuking way!!
TRY SAYING
Really?
INSTEAD OF
You've got to be shitting
me.
TRY SAYING
Perhaps you should check
with...
INSTEAD OF
Tell someone who gives a
shit.
TRY SAYING
Of course I'm concerned.
INSTEAD OF
Ask me if I give a shit.
TRY SAYING
I wasn't involved in the
project.
INSTEAD OF
It's not my phyuking problem.
TRY SAYING
That's interesting.
INSTEAD OF
What the phyuk?!?!
TRY SAYING
I'm not sure I can implement
this.
INSTEAD OF
phyuk it, it won't work.
TRY SAYING
I'll try to schedule that.
INSTEAD OF
Why the hell didn't you tell
me sooner?
TRY SAYING
Are you sure this is a
problem?
INSTEAD OF
Who the phyuk cares?
TRY SAYING
He's not familiar with the
problem.
INSTEAD OF
He's got his head up his ass.
TRY SAYING
Excuse me sir?
INSTEAD OF
Eat shit and die
motherphyuker.
TRY SAYING
So you weren't happy with
it?
INSTEAD OF
Kiss my ass.
TRY SAYING
I'm a bit overloaded at this
moment.
INSTEAD OF
phyuk it, I'm on salary.
TRY SAYING
I don't think you
understand.
INSTEAD OF
Shove it up your ass.
TRY SAYING
I love a challenge.
INSTEAD OF
This job sucks.
TRY SAYING
You want me to take care
of that?
INSTEAD OF
Who the hell died and made
you boss?
TRY SAYING
I see.
INSTEAD OF
Blow me.
TRY SAYING
Yes, we really should discuss
it.
INSTEAD OF
Another phyuking meeting!!!
TRY SAYING
I don't think this will be a
problem.
INSTEAD OF
I really don't give a shit.
TRY SAYING
He's somewhat insensitive.
INSTEAD OF
He's a phyuking prick.
TRY SAYING
She's an aggressive go
getter.
INSTEAD OF
She's a ball busting bitch.
TRY SAYING
I think you could use more
training.
INSTEAD OF
You don't know what the
phyuk you're doing
General Just2sexy
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ami supposed 2 read dis??? 
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