A new two year degree is being offered at LIFE UNIVERSITY that many of you should be interested in: BECOMING A REAL MAN That's right, in just six quarters you, too, can be a real man. Please take a moment to look over the program outline. FIRST YEAR Fall Schedule: MEN 101 Combating Stupidity MEN 102 You Too Can Do Housework MEN 103 PMS - Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut MEN 104 We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings For Christmas
Dry seasons Schedule: MEN 110 Wonderful Laundry Techniques MEN 111 Understanding the Female Response to Getting in at 4AM MEN 112 Parenting: It Doesn't End with Conception MEN 113 Get a Life; Learn to Cook
Raining Seasons Schedule: MEN 120 How NOT to ACT Like an Ass When You're Wrong MEN 121 Understanding Your Incompetence MEN 122 YOU, the Weaker Sex MEN 123 Reasons To Give Flowers
SECOND YEAR Fall Schedule: SEX 101 You Can Fall Asleep Without It SEX 102 Morning Dilemma: If It's Awake, Then Take a Shower MEN 201 How to Stay Awake After Sex MEN 202 How to Put the Toilet Seat Down
Dry Seasons Schedule: MEN 210 The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency MEN 211 How Not to Act Younger Than Your Children MEN 212 You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver MEN 213 Honest - You Don't Look Like Tom Cruise, Especially Naked
Raining Seasons Schedule: MEN 220 Omitting @#%&*@ From Your Vocabulary MEN 221 Fluffing the Blanket After Farting is NOT Necessary MEN 222 Real Men Ask for Directions MEN 223 Thirty Minutes of Begging is NOT Considered Foreplay
Posted: at 17-05-2010 01:14 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
federico at 17-05-2010 02:14 PM (14 years ago) (m)
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Posted: at 17-05-2010 02:14 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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