A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After the check-up, the doctor took the wife aside and said, "If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die". Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast and send him off to work in a good mood.
At lunch time, make him a warm, nutritious meal and put him in a good frame of mind before he goes back to work.
For dinner, fix an especially nice meal, and don't burden him with household chores.
Have sex with him several times a week and satisfy his every whim. On the way home, the husband asked his wife what the doctor had told her.
"You're going to die," she replied
Posted: at 18-05-2010 07:29 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
Jumsynikky at 18-05-2010 09:39 AM (14 years ago) (f)
such funny
Posted: at 18-05-2010 09:39 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
"Those who will say nothing in the face of tyranny must endure the rule of idiots . All that you need for evil to triumph is for the good people to keep quiet and do nothing".
Posted: at 18-05-2010 11:40 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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